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  1. 01-04-2007, 05:13 AM #1
    nitrox28
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    Talking Redneck pickup lines....

    Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

    Are yer parents retarded?
    cuz ya sure are special.

    My Love fer you is like diarrhea ..
    I can't hold it in.

    Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to check you out.

    Is there a mirror in yer pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.

    If you n I were Squirrels,
    I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    You might not be the best lookin girl here,
    but beauty's only a light switch away.

    Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
    but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
    I think he went in ta this cheap motel room.

    Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
    we kin sleep til afternoon.

    Yer face reminds me of a wrench....
    every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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  2. 01-04-2007, 05:21 AM #2
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    You might be a redneck if your name is Nitrox28 and post pics of fat bitches....






    lol jk man but those are some lame ass lines for sure.
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  3. 01-04-2007, 10:23 AM #3
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    It's "winder", not window!
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  4. 01-04-2007, 10:27 AM #4
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    this is funny. But i think this thread will get better and better over time.
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  5. 01-04-2007, 10:46 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by nitrox28 View Post
    Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

    Are yer parents retarded?
    cuz ya sure are special.

    My Love fer you is like diarrhea ..
    I can't hold it in.

    Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to check you out.

    Is there a mirror in yer pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.

    If you n I were Squirrels,
    I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    You might not be the best lookin girl here,
    but beauty's only a light switch away.

    Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
    but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
    I think he went in ta this cheap motel room.

    Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
    we kin sleep til afternoon.

    Yer face reminds me of a wrench....
    every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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  6. 01-04-2007, 01:10 PM #6
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    Nice, I'll try these out tonight
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  7. 01-04-2007, 04:12 PM #7
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    I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
    I think he went in ta this cheap motel room.
    that one works
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  8. 01-04-2007, 07:18 PM #8
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    Freaking good stuff
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