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    Old Enough to Know Better Crimson Sin's Avatar
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    A recent study of ATM Camera..

    A Recent study of ATM Camera recordings has shown that there are set instructions for both Men and Women while using the ATM.

    Comparing Men And Women At The Atm

    Instructions for the guys:

    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Insert Card
    3. Enter PIN
    4. Take cash, card and receipt
    5. Drive away

    Instructions for the Gals:

    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
    3. Shut off engine
    4. Put keys in purse
    5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
    6. Hunt for card in purse
    7. Insert card
    8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it
    9. Enter PIN
    10. Study instructions
    11. Hit "CANCEL"
    12. Re-enter correct PIN
    13. Check balance
    14. Look for envelope
    15. Look in purse for pen
    16. Make out deposit slip
    17. Endorse checks
    18. Make deposit
    19. Study instructions
    20. Make cash withdrawal
    21. Get in car
    22. Check makeup
    23. Look for keys
    24. Start car
    25. Check makeup
    26. Start pulling away
    27. Stop
    28. Back up to machine
    29. Get out of car
    30. Take card and receipt
    31. Get back in car
    32. Put card in wallet
    33. Put receipt in checkbook
    34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
    35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
    36. Check makeup
    37. Put car in reverse
    38. Put car in drive
    39. Drive away from machine
    40. Drive 3 miles
    41. Release parking brake
    Do Not Anger the Horsepower Gods ! MOD !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluefields88 View Post
    pornhub.com has a tribute thing for MJ at the top of page. I can't even jerk off without being bombarded by the bastard.


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    My life is a
    Ben Stiller movie.

    Hahahahhaahhaa

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    hahaha

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    Old Enough to Know Better Crimson Sin's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KahanaReef View Post
    Sorry Kahana, forgive me..

    I couldn't resist when I saw that.

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    true.

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    for the misleading thread title. I was hoping for much, much more within this thread.

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    Old Enough to Know Better Crimson Sin's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by _AC_ View Post
    for the misleading thread title. I was hoping for much, much more within this thread.
    Sorry it didn't live up to your expectations. Porn however would have had a NWS tag.
    I was hoping for readers with a sense of humor myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson Sin View Post
    Sorry Kahana, forgive me..

    I couldn't resist when I saw that.
    It was funny though... I laughed

    And, I'll bet true for some!

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    haha so true, if the bank I go to is any indicator. Always seems to be a very expensive large suv too. With "hanover twp youth soccer" magnet on the fender

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    haha so true, if the bank I go to is any indicator. Always seems to be a very expensive large suv too. With "hanover twp youth soccer" magnet on the fender
    I am raging just sitting here imagining that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6 View Post
    I am raging just sitting here imagining that.
    the best is the relatively tight parking lot my bank is situated in. 500 point K-turns, I've seen it!

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    always dirty
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    good one.

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    As soon as I saw the title I started laughing. Then I read it and laughed even more. Thanks!!!

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    lmao, that was a good one

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    That's Great!!!!
    "I am the executioner. When a crime is committed and the exalted state does not take vengeance nor move to punish, then comes time for the executioner to declare himself. I have waited long enough. The criminals are hereby sentenced to death. By fire. By earth. By water."

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    lol. i saw this happen just today.

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    LMFAO!

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