Quick Forum Game

[Smkn_TA]

It's said, you can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a person by the book they read.

That being said, grab the NEAREST book to you. Open to page 56, and post the fifth sentence on the page. Saw this on another forum and hilarity ensued.

[86 IROC-Z]

"Though they permit rapid evacuation in case of fire, and offer only low wall-surfaces to blast, they are seldom located in city centres where these hazards are most likely to occur."

[Smkn_TA]

"Employees who perceive management as supportive are generally happier with their jobs and perceive management's performance more favorably."

[86 IROC-Z]

I have lots of books, can I keep going? this is fun

[Smkn_TA]

Knock yourself out

[Mark98SS]

3 Press 0-9 to enter the manufacture code. (See page 57.)

[Mr. Luos]

I see pictures.

[86 IROC-Z]

"When the Afghans replied that they would be delighted to have the sheik back among them, bin Laden began preparations to shift his entire base of operations to Afghanistan."

[86 IROC-Z]

"Experiments are now under way to grow a new strand of bacterium that feeds only on dead flesh."

[86 IROC-Z]

"I shall presently speak more of their acts; but let not the South - let us not be the ones to commit the aggression."

[86 IROC-Z]

"The Move Deleter can make your Pokémon forget any move they've learned, including moves they learned from Hidden Machines (HMs), whihch were unforgettable in Red, Blue and Yellow."

[Smkn_TA]

I played Pokemon Red to death, and I don't remember any move deleter??

[86 IROC-Z]

"ambenonium chloride (am-be-no'ne-um). N,N'-Bis-2-[(2-chlorobenzyl)diethlammonium chloride]ethyloxamide; a cholinesterase inhibitor similar to neostigmine in actions; used chiefly in the management of myasthenia gravis and occasionally for intenstinal and urinary tract obstruction."

[86 IROC-Z]

I played Pokemon Red to death, and I don't remember any move deleter??

It's in Gold/Silver, which should clarify the context of the sentence.

[86 IROC-Z]

"Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear,
The armed rhinoceros, or th' Hyrcan tiger;
Take any shape but that, and my firm nerves
Shall never tremble."

[86 IROC-Z]

"Those who have never been here before and have no registration number are asked to bare their legs or arms or throat to show fresh tracks."

[wheeliE-maxx]

Xomax super penis pumper upper, it'll make yo dick big!" don't know if that's page 57 but car and driver is full of that shit..

[silverWS6]

"I hate that asshole, so don't worry about me telling anybody anything"

[raynor139]

Everyone poops doesnt go that high.....

[raynor139]

"I had learned not to press him, either for travel or for stories; when he was ready, the next would come, but never, never when we were at home."