The "pull up and flash"

**SS/CETA** · 02-07-2008, 01:52 PM

This afternoon I'm driving to school when I spot a 'statey standing in the slow lane talking to his most recent pull, so I try to merge. No dice, because in the fast lane there's a white limo itching to go around me at the exact moment I'm trying not to kill the cop. I immediately slow down and I let the limo and its mullet-having driver go around me. The cop gives me a "Why the hell didn't you move" look as I'm having a Spike TV "Amazing Police Stories" moment. I knew with almost absolute certainty that I was only 2 feet from the cop when I got sandwiched by the white whale.

Anywho, I get past the police officer and allow the limo to get about three cars lengths ahead of me when I see the back passenger window roll down and an arm appears out of the car. As I'm on talking to a buddy on the phone, I see the arm wave me on as if to motion for me to pass. I'm already wanting to know who's in the back of that limo, so I goose it and get beside the window. I'm explaining to my buddy and he says "Maybe there's a hot chick in the car and she wants to flash you!" I respond with "Yeah, sure. A man can only wish." I finally get square with their car door and a dude looks out of the window. I automatically thought "Oh well, there goes the titty theory" when this chick proceeds to climb from the middle of the car to the window and she pulls out the single biggest set of titties I have ever seen hanging from a chest! She jiggles them as if to taunt me with her oatmeal-cookie-like nipples and slaps on them like two big ole Christmas hams! Let's put it this way, those titties were so big that she finally just hung them over the half rolled window and let them breath! All the while, I maintain my composure enough to not wreck my car!

**Too Fast** · 02-07-2008, 02:06 PM

Funny!

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-07-2008, 03:14 PM

good story man, crazy how your buddy said that

**bmyers** · 02-07-2008, 03:16 PM

**TempleU_WS6** · 02-07-2008, 03:19 PM

thats irony at its finest!

rapter34 · 02-07-2008, 03:20 PM

some tig ol' bitties

**Tnhillbilly** · 02-07-2008, 03:25 PM

Ahh Yea! Some guys have all the luck!

**TransAm11973** · 02-07-2008, 03:48 PM

u bastard!!!!!!!!!!

**SS/CETA** · 02-07-2008, 03:59 PM

HAHA It was great! She had me smiling all through my class period and into the afternoon! My professor is teaching on irony this week. LOL How's that for double irony?

EDIT* I tip my hat to the mods. I wasn't sure where this went!

**bandit95** · 02-07-2008, 04:16 PM

**Nhra Firebird** · 02-07-2008, 04:18 PM

did that cell phone you were on have a camara? lol

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-07-2008, 04:40 PM

**SS/CETA** · 02-07-2008, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

did that cell phone you were on have a camara? lol

It has a bad ass camera, but I was in such a state of awe that it didn't occur to me until after they went the other way!

**ArcticZ06** · 02-07-2008, 05:01 PM

I probably would have wrecked. For some reason hot chicks make me forget Im driving.

**TransAm11973** · 02-07-2008, 05:20 PM

when its spring and i am driving through the university campus to get to work, i almost die like 6 times everyday looking at all the T and A.

**bandit95** · 02-07-2008, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by TransAm11973

when its spring and i am driving through the university campus to get to work, i almost die like 6 times everyday looking at all the T and A.

lol, the old days! i may go back to school just to relive it all over again!

**splitfinger09** · 02-07-2008, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by SS/CETA

This afternoon I'm driving to school when I spot a 'statey standing in the slow lane talking to his most recent pull, so I try to merge. No dice, because in the fast lane there's a white limo itching to go around me at the exact moment I'm trying not to kill the cop. I immediately slow down and I let the limo and its mullet-having driver go around me. The cop gives me a "Why the hell didn't you move" look as I'm having a Spike TV "Amazing Police Stories" moment. I knew with almost absolute certainty that I was only 2 feet from the cop when I got sandwiched by the white whale.

Anywho, I get past the police officer and allow the limo to get about three cars lengths ahead of me when I see the back passenger window roll down and an arm appears out of the car. As I'm on talking to a buddy on the phone, I see the arm wave me on as if to motion for me to pass. I'm already wanting to know who's in the back of that limo, so I goose it and get beside the window. I'm explaining to my buddy and he says "Maybe there's a hot chick in the car and she wants to flash you!" I respond with "Yeah, sure. A man can only wish." I finally get square with their car door and a dude looks out of the window. I automatically thought "Oh well, there goes the titty theory" when this chick proceeds to climb from the middle of the car to the window and she pulls out the single biggest set of titties I have ever seen hanging from a chest! She jiggles them as if to taunt me with her oatmeal-cookie-like nipples and slaps on them like two big ole Christmas hams! Let's put it this way, those titties were so big that she finally just hung them over the half rolled window and let them breath! All the while, I maintain my composure enough to not wreck my car!

score!!! thats awesome man good for you.

**MagicMan** · 02-07-2008, 08:23 PM

No pics? Fail

**FSANE** · 02-07-2008, 08:28 PM

you lucky this didn't happen.

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**blackout5.3** · 02-07-2008, 08:29 PM

they would have heard screetching tires and the cop would have had to work a wreck, but he would have had a hard time getting me Not to smile, irony at its best indeed