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04-08-2011, 01:41 PM #1
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Pewter- 2001 Camaro Z28 M6
proud to be beer drinking americans
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American doesn't it?!
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04-08-2011, 01:45 PM #2
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04 Cobra 'vert - M6 mysti- 02 WS6 coupe - A4 red
That. is. fantastic.
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04-08-2011, 03:43 PM #3
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Silver- 2000 Pontiac Trans Am WS6
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin
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04-08-2011, 03:46 PM #4
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04-08-2011, 04:00 PM #5
Excellent Post!!!┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐
Man: The Mods you are fighting,
they are the biggest Men I have ever seen. I
wouldn't want to fight them!
Me: That is why no one will remember your name!
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04-08-2011, 04:13 PM #6
Well considering the human body is only made up of ~.27 cents worth usuable materials..
It would seem it would also be better to actually BE a beer....
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04-08-2011, 04:23 PM #7
Great post...makes me proud that I love beer!
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04-08-2011, 04:28 PM #8
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04-08-2011, 07:19 PM #9
i love it
sometimes cant get enough of it
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04-10-2011, 05:16 PM #10
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Custom Swirly Black- 2001 WS6 M6
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04-10-2011, 05:27 PM #11
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04-10-2011, 09:58 PM #12
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