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    proud to be beer drinking americans


    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!




    Makes you damned proud to be an American doesn't it?!

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    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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    Excellent Post!!!
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    Well considering the human body is only made up of ~.27 cents worth usuable materials..

    It would seem it would also be better to actually BE a beer....

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    Great post...makes me proud that I love beer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smittro View Post
    Well considering the human body is only made up of ~.27 cents worth usuable materials..

    It would seem it would also be better to actually BE a beer....

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    i love it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smittro View Post
    Well considering the human body is only made up of ~.27 cents worth usuable materials..

    It would seem it would also be better to actually BE a beer....

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