Post your idiot moments

**86 IROC-Z** · 05-28-2008, 07:58 PM

Post up any funny and stupid things you have done, the sort of thing that would nominate you for the dumbass of the year award.

Example: Today I was trying to cut up a tree with a splitting axe.

If that wasn't dumb enough already, I missed the tree and hit my foot

**Y2KPewterSS** · 05-28-2008, 08:03 PM

This thread reserved for Orion.

**FSANE** · 05-28-2008, 08:04 PM

Get engaged to a cheating cunt?

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 05-28-2008, 08:08 PM

I was putting up a wall mount for my dvd recorder while standing on my bed. After I was finished I said, "Sweet". I forgot the ceiling fan was on walked right into it. The fan on wide open knocked me flat on my back. My 11 year old daughter w/o even knowing if I was hurt, starts her instant replay version of what happened. She keep on laughing for a while. Little brat lol

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 05-28-2008, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by FSANE

Get engaged to a cheating cunt?

I married two of the same kind

**Silver Streak** · 05-28-2008, 08:11 PM

2 words.. Ex girlfrieds...

**Hurley711** · 05-28-2008, 08:13 PM

I may or may not have faked my own death on LS1.com and after many donations and much laughter...mostly by me, I received a 2 day stay in the cooler. BANNED

**Mr. Luos** · 05-28-2008, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Hurley711

I may or may not have faked my own death on LS1.com and after many donations and much laughter...mostly by me, I received a 2 day stay in the cooler. BANNED

You are still dead.

**Hurley711** · 05-28-2008, 08:26 PM

My wife is still waiting for Sarge to send the $1000 he promised.................

**JwMonE99** · 05-28-2008, 08:28 PM

Farting to get out of sex?

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 05-28-2008, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by JwMonE99

Farting to get out of sex?

I hurt to bad from being sick...........please dont make me laugh

**Hot Black Trans-Am** · 05-28-2008, 09:14 PM

Bitching at a gas station attendant for their pay at the pump not working again to realize my card was expired. For awhile they were down every other time I was there.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 05-28-2008, 09:16 PM

I've done way too many embarassing things in my life to even want to recount them. Let's just say that I almost always won on the dare part of "truth or dare".

**0rion** · 05-28-2008, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

This thread reserved for Orion.

I have a couple.

I actually added one more today but it's not even in the same league as my #1 all time or even my #2 all time dumb ass moves.

**Mr. Luos** · 05-28-2008, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by Silver Streak

2 words.. Current girlfriends...

FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**bige97** · 05-28-2008, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

I was putting up a wall mount for my dvd recorder while standing on my bed. After I was finished I said, "Sweet". I forgot the ceiling fan was on walked right into it. The fan on wide open knocked me flat on my back. My 11 year old daughter w/o even knowing if I was hurt, starts her instant replay version of what happened. She keep on laughing for a while. Little brat lol

Are you ok? what a dumbass

**clg82** · 05-28-2008, 11:12 PM

The first time i ever raced my T.A against a mustang 5.0.....i was with all my buddies and they line us up..........it turned out i was too far over the line so I had to back up......well when the hands dropped I still had it in reverse lol......i was so fucking embareassed!!! Needless to say the guy let me race him again and had him by at least 3 cars by the time we were done............p.s. it has never happened again..........or has it

**Silver Streak** · 05-29-2008, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope.. the current one I have no complaints with... unless you meant other people's current g/fs...

**Mr. Luos** · 05-29-2008, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Silver Streak

Nope.. the current one I have no complaints with... unless you meant other people's current g/fs...

Wasn't refering to anyone in particular. Sorry if it sounded like I was.

**Spaz** · 05-29-2008, 12:37 PM

well... shit... i do stupid shit all the time...

playing miniture death golf with TAP i shot my golf ball across rt 9 in Nj... i decided to run across and shoot it back on to the golf course...