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    alright fellas.... whatcha got? see if the ladies here approve em lol

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    Hi, my name is Milk and I'll do your body good

    I'd look good on you

    Lets let only latex stand between us

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    heaven called, they're missing an angel


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    what has 36 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
















    my zipper...

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    how much does an elephant way?
    enough to break the ice... im brandon

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    who's you fat friend?

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    i like the elephant one

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    if you were a bag of chips... and i was a car batterie...


    you'd be frito lay... and i'd be ever ready...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    I know a guy named Spaz...works everytime

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    Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

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    sit there with a sad face... let her come up to you...

    whats wrong?

    --- i lost my puppy...

    oh no...

    --- will you help me look for him? i think he went in to this cheap motel down the street...

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    what a bunch of dreamers !!

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    hi, you look a llittle tired. Here, let me get you a clean place to sit down. (wipe off my mouth and stick out my tongue)

    Gets'em Everytime !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SleeperC5 View Post
    what a bunch of dreamers !!

    Mine....

    hi, you look a llittle tired. Here, let me get you a clean place to sit down. (wipe off my mouth and stick out my tongue)

    Gets'em Everytime !!!
    I just wipe my lap, but face works too!

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    -gets 'em every time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    breath in deep **as you hold a chloroform soaked rag over thier mouth and nose**

    -gets 'em every time...
    Terrible!

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