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    people are stoopid

    The amount of ignorant people that surround us is astonishing. Was looking to get the kids something for the bikes while we're on vacation this year. Saw this for the boys and thought about it....then decided I didn't want to hear this thing going up and down the road all day. Was reading the questions and what not trying to see if I could figure out how loud it was and this was a question on there.

    https://www.amazon.com/Turbospoke-TB...orcycle+sounds


    question that was asked:
    Does this thing shoot actual exaust out of it like a car? or does it just make a sound... plz answer as soon as possible! :d thanks! :d


    runner up for the dumbest question asked:
    Does my daughter need to have a driver's license (16+) or at least a moped license (14+) to legally use this in case she gets pulled over?

    runner up to the runner up for the dumbest question asked:
    Does it goes fast?


    The world is full of idiots.

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    • For ages 6 and up
    • Includes 3 Turbospoke moto cards, 15 stickers, Universal fitting clamp and a tool kit
    • Each moto card makes a different sound
    • Mounts in less than 5 minutes to the lower chain stay tube
    • Turbospoke, the Bicycle Exhaust System that makes your bike look and sound like a real motorcycle
    • Using durable plastic sound cards and a megaphone exhaust pipe you can really turn up the volume as you power down the road
    • Set includes 3 Turbospoke Motocards, acoustic Exhaust Pipe, 15 custom Turbospoke decals, universal fitting clamp and tools


    • Fits 95% of all bikes with a wheel size of 16 inches and larger; Turbospoke attaches easily in less than 5 minutes
    • For ages 6+


    Must be made from the same ppl that make Fart Cans for every ricer out there....


    What ever happen to a a few cards in the spokes?

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    Zach has ran cards for years....just thought this would be next level. Then I decided that I really didn't want next level sound
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    Don't worry about understanding women. Women understand women, and they hate each other

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    I've been taking Kate (my daughter) to the track with me on Test & Tune nights and she's getting hooked. We saw a couple of kid class dragsters making a few runs and I knew the question was going to come....she asks if that would be something she could do. I then showed her Courtney Force and a few others.


    I don't think mom will let me help her pursue this though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    I've been taking Kate (my daughter) to the track with me on Test & Tune nights and she's getting hooked. We saw a couple of kid class dragsters making a few runs and I knew the question was going to come....she asks if that would be something she could do. I then showed her Courtney Force and a few others.


    I don't think mom will let me help her pursue this though.
    I see your Man Card sailing away on the breeze...
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    2002 Z28: NBM/Tan, MTI smooth lid, smooth bellows, !AIR, !cats, 1-3/4" QTP SS LT's, 2-1/2" TD's with X-pipe, MagnaFlows dumped at axle, custom welded SFC's, MidWest Chassis body mount adjustable T/A, 3400 stall, 3.23 gears (was 2.73). Tuned: 343rwhp/357rwt (before TD's). Best: 12.559 @ 108+, 1.73 60' @ 3500' DA w/MT ET Street DR's.

    Carbon footprint? CLOWN SHOE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    I see your Man Card sailing away on the breeze...
    Hopefully his testicles are at least riding first class on the voyage.

    this post is meant as a joke and in no way should it be interpreted as a serious or meaningful reply. The author of this post cannot be held liable for any damages, both emotional and physical, that may be incurred from the reading of this post. By acknowledging this disclaimer you hereby release the author from any and all liability

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    I see your Man Card sailing away on the breeze...
    I wouldn't make fun of him too much. He doesn't have the luxury of being married to a man like you do. Women are a little more tricky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    I wouldn't make fun of him too much. He doesn't have the luxury of being married to a man like you do. Women are a little more tricky.
    And you know this from the woman's perspective???

    BTW, get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich...

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    I thought you guys just ate seaweed and tofu out there? I bet you could shit through a screen door and the flies wouldn't even know you'd been there.

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