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    Patriots practice suspended, FBI called in

    AP BREAKING NEWS

    -(FOXBORO)- The New England Patriots' football practice was delayed on Tuesday for
    nearly two hours at Gillette Field. Matt Cassell, while on his way to
    the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

    Head coach Bill Belichick immediately suspended practice while the
    FBI and local police were called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

    Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents determined that the
    team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    AP BREAKING NEWS

    -(FOXBORO)- The New England Patriots' football practice was delayed on Tuesday for
    nearly two hours at Gillette Field. Matt Cassell, while on his way to
    the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

    Head coach Bill Belichick immediately suspended practice while the
    FBI and local police were called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

    Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents determined that the
    team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
    line painter: "fuck!!! i lost my cocain!!"

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    I believe it!

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    what the hell...they arent smart enough to figure out that it was the goal line powder?

    "duhhh, i dunno george i think it coulda been a dwug" *scratches his head*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    line painter: "fuck!!! i lost my cocain!!"

    exactly what I was thinking....

    lol it must have been a white punter to find it, you know the brothas on line would tackled a bag of coke faster then a fumble. j/k

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    I got that joke a couple of years ago only it was the Washington Redskins instead of the Patriots

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    wow, never heard that joke. Patriots not only may not make the playoffs, but may also have a losing record...

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    this is a Joke right? Why would FBI be involved and not the DEA?

    I can FAKE!!!!!

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