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    Ouch

    Had a "thing" growing on my belly. I aint talking alien here...but like a mole weird shape and shit so I go to see the Doctor. He gonna freeze it. I sez OK. He sez it will sting a tad but I can take it. I sez OK. He gets this lil can of liquid nitrogen. And hits me with a shot. MOTHER FUCKER YOU SONABITCH THAT STINGS LIKE A BITCH YOU 4EYEDMOTHERFUCKER.
    Then I was OK.
    Receptionist sez I need to keep it down as everybody heard me. I sez I don't give a shit. She doesn't care for me. I dont care for her. Doctor stung my belly. I called him a mother fucker. Us old guys can get away with that kind of shit cuz we are old guys.
    Thought I would share today's old guy story.

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    i just farted when i laughed at that

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    i just farted when i laughed at that
    Be careful of laughing farts... They can quickly turn into the giggle shits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Had a "thing" growing on my belly. I aint talking alien here...but like a mole weird shape and shit so I go to see the Doctor. He gonna freeze it. I sez OK. He sez it will sting a tad but I can take it. I sez OK. He gets this lil can of liquid nitrogen. And hits me with a shot. MOTHER FUCKER YOU SONABITCH THAT STINGS LIKE A BITCH YOU 4EYEDMOTHERFUCKER.
    Then I was OK.
    Receptionist sez I need to keep it down as everybody heard me. I sez I don't give a shit. She doesn't care for me. I dont care for her. Doctor stung my belly. I called him a mother fucker. Us old guys can get away with that kind of shit cuz we are old guys.
    Thought I would share today's old guy story.
    ive had that on my knee 4 times, hurts like crazy

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    no more nitrogen for me, one of the joints in my left pinky is still fucked up and aching from a wart removal 6 months ago! i hate that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Had a "thing" growing on my belly. I aint talking alien here...but like a mole weird shape and shit so I go to see the Doctor. He gonna freeze it. I sez OK. He sez it will sting a tad but I can take it. I sez OK. He gets this lil can of liquid nitrogen. And hits me with a shot. MOTHER FUCKER YOU SONABITCH THAT STINGS LIKE A BITCH YOU 4EYEDMOTHERFUCKER.
    Then I was OK.
    Receptionist sez I need to keep it down as everybody heard me. I sez I don't give a shit. She doesn't care for me. I dont care for her. Doctor stung my belly. I called him a mother fucker. Us old guys can get away with that kind of shit cuz we are old guys.
    Thought I would share today's old guy story.
    Don't forget to book your annual physical and tell the doc to use lube on that rubber glove

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAm11973 View Post
    i just farted when i laughed at that
    Your crazy my pop just came out of my nose. hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by KahanaReef View Post
    Big Baby!


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Project View Post
    Don't forget to book your annual physical and tell the doc to use lube on that rubber glove
    My doctor has huge fingers. I get a physical once a week. My prostrate is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KahanaReef View Post
    Big Baby!

    I heard say he is moving to Santa Clarita and is opening up a Gyn office with his little can of nitrogen. Please report.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durango View Post
    Your crazy my pop just came out of my nose. hahahaha
    My Dad has never been in my nose. Even during the 60's and LSD. How do you do that? More so how does he get in there?

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