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12-19-2008, 09:52 AM #1
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Ouch
Had a "thing" growing on my belly. I aint talking alien here...but like a mole weird shape and shit so I go to see the Doctor. He gonna freeze it. I sez OK. He sez it will sting a tad but I can take it. I sez OK. He gets this lil can of liquid nitrogen. And hits me with a shot. MOTHER FUCKER YOU SONABITCH THAT STINGS LIKE A BITCH YOU 4EYEDMOTHERFUCKER.
Then I was OK.
Receptionist sez I need to keep it down as everybody heard me. I sez I don't give a shit. She doesn't care for me. I dont care for her. Doctor stung my belly. I called him a mother fucker. Us old guys can get away with that kind of shit cuz we are old guys.
Thought I would share today's old guy story.
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12-19-2008, 09:54 AM #2
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12-19-2008, 10:29 AM #3
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12-19-2008, 10:54 AM #4
i just farted when i laughed at that
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12-19-2008, 11:01 AM #5
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12-19-2008, 11:15 AM #7
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no more nitrogen for me, one of the joints in my left pinky is still fucked up and aching from a wart removal 6 months ago! i hate that shit.
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12-19-2008, 12:08 PM #8
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12-19-2008, 12:12 PM #9
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mushroom stamp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-19-2008, 12:14 PM #10
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Thanks for your updates!
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12-19-2008, 12:21 PM #11
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12-19-2008, 12:22 PM #12
Big Baby!
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12-19-2008, 12:25 PM #13
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12-19-2008, 12:38 PM #14
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sleeperC5 has sex with it.
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12-19-2008, 01:29 PM #15
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