Orion and Sarge

**cuervo25_1** · 12-22-2010, 08:15 PM

Orion and Sarge went to a sex specialist to have their sperm counts done. They was lead to a room and told to put on the gown and sit and wait for the Dr. A couple minutes athe very hot female Dr. comes in and asks Orion for his insurance info. Orion gave her the info at which time the Dr proceeds to jerk him off in a sample cup. Orion was very pleased with this and looked at Sarge and said " top that old man!"

The Dr then asked Sarge his info which he gave her. the Dr drops to her knees and gives Sarge the BJ of his life and is able to catch some in the sample cup before taking the rest and swallowing it.

Of course Orion was fuming" what the hell why did he get a Blow Job and all I got was a hand job, What is so different besides our age !?"

Well sir you have the Gov't plan and he has blue cross blue sheild that makes all the differance

**cuervo25_1** · 12-22-2010, 08:23 PM

Sarge decided he was bored with retirement and went to work in a pickle factory,well one day he comes home early. Mama looks at him and asks "why are you home so early?" Sarge looked at her and asked " do you know that weired fantasy I was telling you about?" mama's eyes get huge "OH NO! YOU DIDN'T!?" sarge dropped his head "yes I did, I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer,and got caught" Mama looked horrified " well did it destroy your dick?" sarge told her that it didn't so she asked what happened to the pickle slicer. "oh Orion? nothing he was on break"

**0rion** · 12-22-2010, 08:34 PM

yeah...that's some funny shit right there.

Not sure that was even worth typing out really. If you're gonna type out some jokes at least make them funny. The first joke was one I'd never heard before but it's a joke about insurance.....really??? The second joke I heard about 10 years ago and you fucked it all up.
Let this be a lesson to you....we have standards here. No shitty jokes.

**Z28Thunder** · 12-22-2010, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

Let this be a lesson to you....we have standards here. No shitty jokes.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 12-22-2010, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

yeah...that's some funny shit right there.

Not sure that was even worth typing out really. If you're gonna type out some jokes at least make them funny. The first joke was one I'd never heard before but it's a joke about insurance.....really??? The second joke I heard about 10 years ago and you fucked it all up.
Let this be a lesson to you....we have standards here. No shitty jokes.

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

X 11'nty billion!

I vote for thread ban for OP!

Funny or die MoFo!

**Y2KPewterSS** · 12-22-2010, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

X 11'nty billion!

I vote for thread ban for OP!

Funny or die MoFo!

This thread was so bad, it wouldn't even be worthwhile to ban him from it.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 12-22-2010, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

This thread was so bad, it wouldn't even be worthwhile to ban him from it.

The ultimate insult....

**KahanaReef** · 12-22-2010, 09:07 PM

Tough crowd in here.

**scooley** · 12-23-2010, 12:11 AM

im disappointed, the thread name had so much potential. Im waiting for a stinger back from sarge, us old farts have to defend our honor, so to speak. lol

TEXAS OLD FARTS, at that. that is all

**jetaws6** · 12-23-2010, 03:57 AM

buzz your girlfriend woof

**SiggyZ** · 12-23-2010, 06:39 AM

Those were terrible and your spelling/grammar didn't help things either.

**ls1camino** · 12-23-2010, 06:53 AM

Poor cuervo.

**clg82** · 12-23-2010, 07:02 AM

At least he drives a dodge intrepid?

**clg82** · 12-23-2010, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

HAHAHA i'm surprised he hasn't been banned already!!!

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

This thread was so bad, it wouldn't even be worthwhile to ban him from it.

**KahanaReef** · 12-23-2010, 09:26 AM

I figured I'd log in this morning and that Sarge would have taken over this thread already

**SiggyZ** · 12-23-2010, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by KahanaReef

I figured I'd log in this morning and that Sarge would have taken over this thread already

Sarge is out in the water, floating on a wooden raft while drinking Caribbean beer and breaking wind.

**Z28Thunder** · 12-23-2010, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by SiggyZ

Sarge is out in the water, floating on a wooden raft while drinking Caribbean beer and breaking wind.

He has posted on here several times today..

Heck he has been posting several times daily. He is at his winter home right now.

**SiggyZ** · 12-23-2010, 09:33 AM

He may be old and musty, but he does sport a fancy iPhone4.

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

He has posted on here several times today..

Heck he has been posting several times daily. He is at his winter home right now.

**GTP231** · 12-23-2010, 10:27 AM

First you're a VA native
Second you moved to Jersey
Then you make this thread
You sir are the epic definition of stupid

**Sarge** · 12-23-2010, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by SiggyZ

Sarge is out in the water, floating on a wooden raft while drinking Caribbean beer and breaking wind.

Nope....hung out at the ricer shop all day....got some serious fast 4 bangers....

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