one of the reasons having kids is so fun......

[0rion]

Last night we went out to eat. We were at the steak place and they had 487 TV's on and about 486 of them were showing the same baseball game. I noticed that the one at the bar (which was behind Zach) was a few seconds ahead on the broadcast.....looked like a different network. I started off making bets with Zach on whether pitches would be strikes or balls and somewhere it got mentioned that I may be able to tell the future. I had him going. I was calling all foul balls, throws to first, ect ect. On our way out I pointed to the tv and had him watch it and then look at the others.

[KahanaReef]

I noticed that the one at the bar (which was behind Zach) was a few seconds ahead on the broadcast

That is as far as I had to read before I started laughing

[Zapper2003]

hahaha, awesome.

[0rion]

he was tripping out.....he couldn't figure out how I knew what was going to happen. Then I would say something like " Shit....commercial" and then a few seconds later the tv would go to commercial. I told him I could predict the future.....but only a few seconds ahead and only while we were eating dinner.

[Zapper2003]

aahahahaa, i dont know if i want kids so i can be a dick to them or if i should just keep being a dick to my friends...

[0rion]

being a dick to your kids is much more fun......they can't talk back to you.

[KahanaReef]

Ah man... I know exactly how Zach feels. But, he will grow up and if he is anything like me, he'll turn the tables on you big time

[0rion]

Right now he just turns it around on Chloe. It just rolls downhill. Pickle is still to young to pass it onto but his time is coming. He won't have a chance in this house.

[KahanaReef]

Looking back, my little brother didn't stand much of a chance either. He is 4 years younger than me and quite frankly, not all that bright

[wileyCoyote]

child abuse!

[GTP231]

child abuse!

That's light for 0rion...

[5.0THIS]

I bet this entire story is true, except that it was Zach who was playing 0rion all along.

[Nhra Firebird]

Later that night 0rion returned to the steak place to watch the same tv during the powerball drawing and ran across the street to try to buy his powerball ticket with the winning numbers.

[0rion]

Later that night 0rion returned to the steak place to watch the same tv during the powerball drawing and ran across the street to try to buy his powerball ticket with the winning numbers.

you think that might work? Maybe it is a magical steak house TV.......I've heard stories about this kinda thing.

[Badass WS6]

I've got two younger brothers, my middle brother is two years younger than me, and my youngest is 6 years younger than me.

Anyways, when we(my mom and my middle bro), I'd say I was 7 or 8 at the time, making him 5 or 6(for those of you who can't count), would go shopping at Wal-Mart or something, me and him would go look at toys and stuff while my mom did the shopping.

Anyways, I used to walk up to strangers and ask them if this(my bro) was their child. I would tell them that he keeps following me around and won't leave me alone.

No one ever claimed him. He used to hate that shit. I thought it was funny as shit.

[0rion]

try that now and wal mart goes into lockdown mode and the military is called in to do a search.

[GTP231]

aahahahaa, i dont know if i want kids so i can be a dick to them or if i should just keep being a dick to my friends...

Being a dick to friend's kids and or nieces and nephews is quite entertaining also

[Zapper2003]

That's where I'm at right now. All of my friends seem to have had kids and my cousins live next door.

[KahanaReef]

My son just got married last Saturday. Out of the blue. Didn't see that one coming

[0rion]

Congrats.....I think. Do they "have" to get married? Maybe you're going to be a grandma?