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    one line story thread...

    One day Tap woke up...

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    with a boner.

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    so she looked for a box of kleenex to take care of things...

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    becuase she knew she would have to clean up.....

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    and on her upstroke she let lose a mighty fart and felt something go horrible wrong down below...

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    All over shadymilk mans face

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    shady got mad and picked up a cam shaft and jamed it up taps pewper to stop any further problems...

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    It was a giant Trex cam, she had a mean sound coming from her pewper.

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    suddenly tap legs started running in place like an 80's music video!!!

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    and she just couldnt stop to save her life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveCZ28 View Post
    and she just couldnt stop to save her life!
    so zapfool showed up and jammed her intake and laid down some cake for tap to fart on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    so zapfool showed up and jammed her intake and laid down some cake for tap to fart on...
    to make the sequel, "Cake Farts 2: Return of the brown eye"

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    Then she couldn't help but make some fried scramble eggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Then she couldn't help but make some fried scramble eggs.
    So she had Spaz stick an egg filled baster in her dirt star...

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    And he gave it a good hard squeeze

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    Then all of a sudden Tap violently farted and pewped all over Spaz's face.

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    which then caught the attention of Sarge

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    Then Spaz got a boner

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    which hi po grabbed with his cake filled hands

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    Sarge ripped off Spaz's boner and began to beat him with the shriveled piece of flesh that resembled a burnt piece of bacon

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