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    Unhappy OMG there is Something WRONG with me :(

    So this girl at work...I had know her since she was 16 and now she is 19. She was Off-Limit when she was 16, but when she turned 17 I was with someone else. (Sorry NO PICS)

    So me and another co-worker were talking about our cars. Both of our cars are Manual, so my co-worker asked me if I could move her car when I was coming back from my break (which was on the way), but I was lazy and said I don't know how to drive stick. (BS excuse) So this girl comes over and tries to join the Conversation....


    So looks at me with her sexy eyes and with a sexy Voice she says "Hey Alex, Can you teach me how to Drive YOUR STICK?"



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    Naw, I don't think so, you might burn the Clutch.












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    2morrow tell her you will teach her slowly. you still got a chance.

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    o btw ur a dumazz

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2MuchFun View Post
    o btw ur a dumazz

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    So this girl at work...I had know her since she was 16 and now she is 19. She was Off-Limit when she was 16, but when she turned 17 I was with someone else. (Sorry NO PICS)

    So me and another co-worker were talking about our cars. Both of our cars are Manual, so my co-worker asked me if I could move her car when I was coming back from my break (which was on the way), but I was lazy and said I don't know how to drive stick. (BS excuse) So this girl comes over and tries to join the Conversation....


    So looks at me with her sexy eyes and with a sexy Voice she says "Hey Alex, Can you teach me how to Drive YOUR STICK?"




    And I say.............................







    Naw, I don't think so, you might burn the Clutch.












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    just flat out tell them...

    ass... gas.. or gras... no one rides free... and i got pleanty of gas and grass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2MuchFun View Post
    o btw ur a dumazz
    I concur











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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    I concur










    tell her to shut up... and ram her tight ring stink pit...

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    tell her that you are gay because you are!

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    Just remember to wear a condom, otherwise your "clutch" might be burnin'

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    damn dude, what is wrong with ya? like said before, u still have a chance to make up for it though. if u dont, then like said before also, ur gay.....

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    dude, I remember you posting pics of your girl in uniform - she is smokin hot! what happened, you guys are not together anymore?
    anyway, you dumb!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pecha View Post
    dude, I remember you posting pics of your girl in uniform - she is smokin hot! what happened, you guys are not together anymore?
    anyway, you dumb!
    Fucking Cunt Cheated on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    Fucking Cunt Cheated on me.
    They're all cunts in the end, homie. I wouldn't worry, hope you aren't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    Fucking Cunt Cheated on me.

    the most satisfying feeling after my ex broke up with me was to hook up with another girl
    so in other words - you should be a master of stick riding teaching
    good luck, just like 2MuchFun said - you still got a chance.

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    its ok there are plenty of Pussy cats in the pound that need letting out... oh ya your a dumbazz... oh well just play it off good! just don't be stupid ! this with your Penis head not your Brain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pecha View Post

    the most satisfying feeling after my ex broke up with me was to hook up with another girl
    so in other words - you should be a master of stick riding teaching
    good luck, just like 2MuchFun said - you still got a chance.
    Yeah the Worse part is that the Bitch Cheated on me with her Partner. I found it out from his WIFE.

    FUCK NYPD

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    Yeah the Worse part is that the Bitch Cheated on me with her Partner. I found it out from his WIFE.

    FUCK NYPD
    Damn -thats fucked up man. My advice is "Bust em and dont trust em"-me

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    Yeah the Worse part is that the Bitch Cheated on me with her Partner. I found it out from his WIFE.

    FUCK NYPD
    tell you what man, cop women date cop guys - I heard it long time before and your example just confirms that

    anyways, FUCK NYPD and good luck!

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