OMG, I'm about to die laughing, check this out.

**98-LS1** · 03-21-2007, 11:15 AM

My supervisor emailed this to everyone here just a minute ago, this ain't no joke! I copied and pasted the message straight to here.

Oh shit, I can't believe this message, someone has been having shittin issues again.

Greetings to all!!!
There appears to be someone that utilizes our restroom that either waits to long to go and the pressure overcomes them before their ass makes it to the seat or they are afraid for their nasty ass to touch the seat and try to do a long distance crap. I would like to suggest that if you can't put your crap in the bowl and flush it to Chattanooga, go to the bathroom in the main center. Please don't get caught being stupid, no body likes to use the restroom where someone else shit all over it or pissed all over everything. Thank you for your time.

**SexOnWheels** · 03-21-2007, 11:21 AM

Yikes that does sound like a nightmare!

**DooberGN** · 03-21-2007, 11:24 AM

go take a huge dump on his desk

**snaggeltooth** · 03-21-2007, 11:36 AM

Pls ....NO PICS ...lol

**Secret Formula** · 03-21-2007, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by DooberGN

go take a huge dump on his desk

hahaaaaaaa!

**Whocares** · 03-21-2007, 12:00 PM

We had a mysterious crapper too....nicknamed him the rooster.

He sat BACKWARDS on the shitter...i guess...thats what i heard. Cleaners got tired of cleaning his mess...dont know if he was ever caught but it stopped after a while.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-21-2007, 12:02 PM

**Secret Formula** · 03-21-2007, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Whocares

We had a mysterious crapper too....nicknamed him the rooster.

He sat BACKWARDS on the shitter...i guess...thats what i heard. Cleaners got tired of cleaning his mess...dont know if he was ever caught but it stopped after a while.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

**SLIM_DURST** · 03-21-2007, 02:02 PM

I jerked off onto my boss's desk once, when i was in on teh weekend.

**Bobby97SS** · 03-21-2007, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by SLIM_DURST

I jerked off onto my boss's desk once, when i was in on teh weekend.

Were you thinking about him while you did it?

**Spaz** · 03-21-2007, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

**bmyers** · 03-21-2007, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Whocares

We had a mysterious crapper too....nicknamed him the rooster.

He sat BACKWARDS on the shitter...i guess...thats what i heard. Cleaners got tired of cleaning his mess...dont know if he was ever caught but it stopped after a while.

thats not a bad idea. you can ues the top of the toilet as a desk, a place to set a magazine or just take a short snooze

**Nastyfoot** · 03-21-2007, 02:25 PM

Buck shot!!

**my5thNewUsernameHere** · 03-21-2007, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by Secret Formula

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

++1

**AKIRA** · 03-21-2007, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by 98-LS1

My supervisor emailed this to everyone here just a minute ago, this ain't no joke! I copied and pasted the message straight to here.

Oh shit, I can't believe this message, someone has been having shittin issues again.

Greetings to all!!!
There appears to be someone that utilizes our restroom that either waits to long to go and the pressure overcomes them before their ass makes it to the seat or they are afraid for their nasty ass to touch the seat and try to do a long distance crap. I would like to suggest that if you can't put your crap in the bowl and flush it to Chattanooga, go to the bathroom in the main center. Please don't get caught being stupid, no body likes to use the restroom where someone else shit all over it or pissed all over everything. Thank you for your time.

Oh god, I LOVE stories like this. What makes it so funny, is that it was posted professionally!

A friend of mine had a similiar incident happen to himself.

There was this place that served great burgers, but they always made him have to shit it a hurry. Anyway, on one particuliar day, he was running to the bathroom, full force, raced into the room, went to go turn on the light, but the bulb was out. In his emergency 'escape,' he dropped his pants and began to shit before he sat down. WELL...since the light didnt come on, he didnt notice the seat AND cover were down. So gravity took its toll and he managed to sit onto his own shit.

He said he had to scoop it with his hand into the toilet and use the shower hose for what got onto the floor before his fiance got home.

**Oldladykiller** · 03-21-2007, 05:30 PM

lol shit happens

**Secret Formula** · 03-21-2007, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Oh god, I LOVE stories like this. What makes it so funny, is that it was posted professionally!

A friend of mine had a similiar incident happen to himself.

There was this place that served great burgers, but they always made him have to shit it a hurry. Anyway, on one particuliar day, he was running to the bathroom, full force, raced into the room, went to go turn on the light, but the bulb was out. In his emergency 'escape,' he dropped his pants and began to shit before he sat down. WELL...since the light didnt come on, he didnt notice the seat AND cover were down. So gravity took its toll and he managed to sit onto his own shit.

He said he had to scoop it with his hand into the toilet and use the shower hose for what got onto the floor before his fiance got home.

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ROTFL

**Whocares** · 03-22-2007, 05:18 AM

Originally Posted by bmyers

thats not a bad idea. you can ues the top of the toilet as a desk, a place to set a magazine or just take a short snooze

I think you are right! I know guys that think they have to work 24/7 and ive heard them talking on a cell at the urinals. What better place to come up with shitty ideas!

**98-LS1** · 03-22-2007, 05:36 AM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Oh god, I LOVE stories like this. What makes it so funny, is that it was posted professionally!

A friend of mine had a similiar incident happen to himself.

There was this place that served great burgers, but they always made him have to shit it a hurry. Anyway, on one particuliar day, he was running to the bathroom, full force, raced into the room, went to go turn on the light, but the bulb was out. In his emergency 'escape,' he dropped his pants and began to shit before he sat down. WELL...since the light didnt come on, he didnt notice the seat AND cover were down. So gravity took its toll and he managed to sit onto his own shit.

He said he had to scoop it with his hand into the toilet and use the shower hose for what got onto the floor before his fiance got home.

That had to suck!

We found out who the Bandit shitter was, process of elimination made Larry our suspect. Our little retard employee who we all give hell on a daily basis. One of my buddies here said he saw Larry holding his pants while hobbling to the restroom yesterday morning before the crime was commited.

And all hell is fixing to start, I'm bringing him a diaper at lunch. It's time to sit back and watch the boss fuck with him all day.

This is going to be one amusing day at work.

**Spaz** · 03-22-2007, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by 98-LS1

That had to suck!

We found out who the Bandit shitter was, process of elimination made Larry our suspect. Our little retard employee who we all give hell on a daily basis. One of my buddies here said he saw Larry holding his pants while hobbling to the restroom yesterday morning before the crime was commited.

And all hell is fixing to start, I'm bringing him a diaper at lunch. It's time to sit back and watch the boss fuck with him all day.

This is going to be one amusing day at work.

damn... all i have at my work is a "booger wall of shame" in front of the urinal...