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    Slow'er'Ass Mr. Luos's Avatar
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    Okay.....so KY Jelly

    Has a pretty distinct scent.

    I am referring to the cheaper (still the brand name stuff) KY jelly.



    I am stumped.
    What is the scent???
    Girl says silly putty. I think she is insulting my member.

    Regardless, I know this smell. Something from when I was younger.
    Anyone help me?? Driving me crazy....


    INB4 butt sex jokes.
    INB4 IROC
    INB4 "Why your little dick need KY?"
    INB4 "What your girl 11?"
    INB4 etc.....

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    girl=your boyfriend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    girl=your boyfriend?
    Fucking duh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Has a pretty distinct scent.

    I am referring to the cheaper (still the brand name stuff) KY jelly.



    I am stumped.
    What is the scent???
    Girl says silly putty. I think she is insulting my member.

    Regardless, I know this smell. Something from when I was younger.
    Anyone help me?? Driving me crazy....


    INB4 butt sex jokes.
    INB4 IROC
    INB4 "Why your little dick need KY?"
    INB4 "What your girl 11?"
    INB4 etc.....
    It's been years since I've needed to use this. These days (at my age) it's MILF's or "Rosie Palma" (and since your ex had a kid I'm sure you know what I mean - they tend to be "looser" than gals who've not had a kid)...

    So, my answer is: "I haven't a fucking clue!"

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    Although my member is large and my female is both tight and of consenting age, I have not had the need to use artificial lubricant products, including the brand the author speaks of, during vaginal or anal intercourse with said female. For the record, I am 86 IROC-Z.


    I think I covered everything.


    Oh...



    ET CETERA.

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    Wrap it in newspaper if it leaves news print on it.. Well then it's silly puddy.. Oh wait, the smell...
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    shines is online, should be knowledgeable

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
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    Speak of the devil


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    i knewd dat

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    I don't think he was referring to Butt sects....

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    He could just give her the look.

    You know the one.



























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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    He could just give her the look.

    You know the one.


























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    OMFG!! I about fell out my chair..

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    Hurry up shines-IT I want to read your essay-length post before I go to bed so I have something to fap to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    shines is online, should be knowledgeable
    I don't use lube,

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Hurry up shines-IT I want to read your essay-length post before I go to bed so I have something to fap to.
    Sorry, nothing really to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    I don't use lube,
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    Sorry, nothing really to say.
    FUCK. THE INTERNAT HAS FAILED ME. WTF ELSE IS LEFT IN LlFE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    INB4 IROC
    but seriously how did you know I would post in this thread

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    this thread is hilarious

    OP I haven't used Ky in ages, i think i have a tube somewhere here in my room that probably about a year old. Me and my ex would use the warming one for massages only

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    I don't need that stuff cuz my girl makes dat gushy wet wet faster than she makes sammiches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    FUCK. THE INTERNAT HAS FAILED ME. WTF ELSE IS LEFT IN LlFE?
    This thread has a potential, but I have a short leash...

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