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  1. 10-11-2009, 02:59 PM #1
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    OK this is the story

    Absolutely nothing happened to me today.
    I took Mama to buy a new big ass Mexican pot so she can plant a bush on her new patio thing.
    I watched football and ate chili.
    I let the dogs out to pee a couple of times.
    Thats it.
    We'll see what happens tomorrow.
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  2. 10-11-2009, 03:03 PM #2
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    Cool, sounds like a pretty chill day.
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  3. 10-11-2009, 03:09 PM #3
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    no accidents today Sarge?

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  4. 10-11-2009, 03:18 PM #4
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    Watchin football and NASCAR. Not doin anything else. Sundays are MY day of rest.
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  5. 10-11-2009, 03:21 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    no accidents today Sarge?

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    Mebbe a lil dribble but no major accidents today.
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  6. 10-11-2009, 04:05 PM #6
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    sounds like a busy day compared to mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    sounds like a busy day compared to mine.
    No housework? Sunday is the day I wash clothes, do housework and do the bills. Basicly everything I don't do during the week. Saturday is my "do what you like" day...
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  8. 10-12-2009, 05:22 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    No housework? Sunday is the day I wash clothes, do housework and do the bills. Basicly everything I don't do during the week. Saturday is my "do what you like" day...
    i wish i had one of those...
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  9. 10-12-2009, 05:29 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Absolutely nothing happened to me today.
    I took Mama to buy a new big ass Mexican pot so she can plant a bush on her new patio thing.
    I watched football and ate chili.
    I let the dogs out to pee a couple of times.
    Thats it.
    We'll see what happens tomorrow.
    Sounds like the sedatives have kicked in...sleep well Papa Sarge!
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  10. 10-12-2009, 08:10 AM #10
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    At what point do you enter a nap into the equation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    There's nothing wrong with a little chillaxing! Through some gun action in and it woulda been a perfect day
    Or throw even
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  13. 10-12-2009, 12:47 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Mebbe a lil dribble but no major accidents today.
    you know, as I get older, its like this piss takes longer and longer to stop dribbling. What the fuck is that? And then there is the bonus drip, when I hitch up my sweatpants with no underwear, and that one last drip that I didnt even know was there falls all the way down to my calf muscle. Its complete bullshit. I wasnt supposed to even live to be 30 for this exact reason.
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  14. 10-12-2009, 01:06 PM #14
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    Totally classic!

    Quote Originally Posted by Modulistic View Post
    you know, as I get older, its like this piss takes longer and longer to stop dribbling. What the fuck is that? And then there is the bonus drip, when I hitch up my sweatpants with no underwear, and that one last drip that I didnt even know was there falls all the way down to my calf muscle. Its complete bullshit. I wasnt supposed to even live to be 30 for this exact reason.
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  15. 10-12-2009, 01:31 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Modulistic View Post
    you know, as I get older, its like this piss takes longer and longer to stop dribbling. What the fuck is that? And then there is the bonus drip, when I hitch up my sweatpants with no underwear, and that one last drip that I didnt even know was there falls all the way down to my calf muscle. Its complete bullshit. I wasnt supposed to even live to be 30 for this exact reason.
    Add about 25 years to that...your balls hang down to your knees....farts come out of nowhere....and yes you walk around with pee stains on your sweats....so buy black sweats.....wear boxers to hold your knee length balls....and practice the time proven classic "who farted" look of disgust....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Add about 25 years to that...your balls hang down to your knees....farts come out of nowhere....and yes you walk around with pee stains on your sweats....so buy black sweats.....wear boxers to hold your knee length balls....and practice the time proven classic "who farted" look of disgust....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Add about 25 years to that...your balls hang down to your knees....farts come out of nowhere....and yes you walk around with pee stains on your sweats....so buy black sweats.....wear boxers to hold your knee length balls....and practice the time proven classic "who farted" look of disgust....
    that's why I made this one for you. It really is the truth ain't it?

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  18. 10-12-2009, 02:50 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    that's why I made this one for you. It really is the truth ain't it?

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    That's good
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    Innovative, considering you stole that line from 'The Bucket List'.

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    that's why I made this one for you. It really is the truth ain't it?

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