Ohhh Myyy GGGAAAWWWWDDDDD

**FSANE** · 06-16-2008, 11:15 AM

Since the Surgery I had trouble going to the bathroom. It just hurt to go #2 because my abdominal muscles hurt. So I couldn't take it anymore. I held in the pain and let it rip...I had soooo much Crap that the thing was higher than the WATER. Any more of the shit, I would of been sitting on top of it. It had to be around 5 lbs of Shit. No Joke.

Anyways. Since I am home on disability, I am bored out of my mind. Some one keep me company.

**Spaz** · 06-16-2008, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by FSANE

Since the Surgery I had trouble going to the bathroom. It just hurt to go #2 because my abdominal muscles hurt. So I couldn't take it anymore. I held in the pain and let it rip...I had soooo much Crap that the thing was higher than the WATER. Any more of the shit, I would of been sitting on top of it. It had to be around 5 lbs of Shit. No Joke.

Anyways. Since I am home on disability, I am bored out of my mind. Some one keep me company.

i'm surprised they released you with out making sure you pooped first... i thought they had to make sure your digestive system is working...

**LT1 > LS1** · 06-16-2008, 11:24 AM

get on chat

btw, that sounds pretty crazy. you could've gotten a 10 on ratemypoo.com if you took a picture

**FSANE** · 06-16-2008, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

i'm surprised they released you with out making sure you pooped first... i thought they had to make sure your digestive system is working...

I was in the Hospital after the surgery. So they kept an eye on me.

**Spaz** · 06-16-2008, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by nitrorustler41

get on chat

btw, that sounds pretty crazy. you could've gotten a 10 on ratemypoo.com if you took a picture

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHREBAOGPYH45TOQWH4YG OHB!!!

**FSANE** · 06-16-2008, 11:28 AM

spaz get on chat

I called the Guinness World of Records, but they told me to call someone else. I said fuck it, and flushed.

**Spaz** · 06-16-2008, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by FSANE

I was in the Hospital after the surgery. So they kept an eye on me.

maybe take some laxative or something... let it "fall" out your corn cannon???

**fccs** · 06-16-2008, 11:55 AM

thats like on that ep. of southpark when stans dad shit a mound of shit and weighed a shitload ahaahahha

**FSANE** · 06-16-2008, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by fccs

thats like on that ep. of southpark when stans dad shit a mound of shit and weighed a shitload ahaahahha

Thats the first thing that came to mind.

**Spaz** · 06-16-2008, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by fccs

thats like on that ep. of southpark when stans dad shit a mound of shit and weighed a shitload ahaahahha

***doberman 152*** · 06-16-2008, 01:45 PM

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**t-rock** · 06-16-2008, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by FSANE

Since the Surgery I had trouble going to the bathroom. It just hurt to go #2 because my abdominal muscles hurt. So I couldn't take it anymore. I held in the pain and let it rip...I had soooo much Crap that the thing was higher than the WATER. Any more of the shit, I would of been sitting on top of it. It had to be around 5 lbs of Shit. No Joke.

Anyways. Since I am home on disability, I am bored out of my mind. Some one keep me company.

what you mean is it teepeed up to your asshole, happens all the time when i eat to many wings. i like wings..

**Boomer Sooner** · 06-16-2008, 03:45 PM

if your still having problems try some ex-lax.

BadBlueBird* · 06-16-2008, 03:55 PM

Ive been away for awhile finishing school so Im not sure what kinda surgery but hope you get better soon.

Were you on the other end of a BE ?

**FSANE** · 06-16-2008, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*

Ive been away for awhile finishing school so Im not sure what kinda surgery but hope you get better soon.

Were you on the other end of a BE ?

Laporoscopy with appendix removal.

**FSANE** · 06-16-2008, 05:34 PM

http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/SouthPark/S11E09.php

**casperss** · 06-16-2008, 05:44 PM

Damn FSANE I'm having surgery this monday. Reading this makes me dread the hell out of it. but hey I'll be down for a few day's on FMLA so I'll be here. My situation is a blockage between my kidney and bladder it hurts like hell right now but the percocets and vicodin makes it barable. Good luck on your recovery.

**Tnhillbilly** · 06-16-2008, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by FSANE

Since the Surgery I had trouble going to the bathroom. It just hurt to go #2 because my abdominal muscles hurt. So I couldn't take it anymore. I held in the pain and let it rip...I had soooo much Crap that the thing was higher than the WATER. Any more of the shit, I would of been sitting on top of it. It had to be around 5 lbs of Shit. No Joke.

Anyways. Since I am home on disability, I am bored out of my mind. Some one keep me company.

It is a bitch to get constipated after surgery!

**Tnhillbilly** · 06-16-2008, 05:58 PM

Oh yea, Get well soon!

**FSANE** · 06-16-2008, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by casperss

Damn FSANE I'm having surgery this monday. Reading this makes me dread the hell out of it. but hey I'll be down for a few day's on FMLA so I'll be here. My situation is a blockage between my kidney and bladder it hurts like hell right now but the percocets and vicodin makes it barable. Good luck on your recovery.

Thanks Bro.

Best wishes to you this Monday.