The Official Ricer Homepage and You Might Be A Ricer If...

**mst219** · 12-11-2006, 07:34 PM

Official Ricer Homepage ...
--- http://www.modenstudios.com/realricers.html

You Might Be A Ricer If ...
--- http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_m..._ricer_if.html

i found these hilarious... and i bookedmarked them both

Stupid Ricers...

**Y2KBird** · 12-12-2006, 01:52 AM

HOLY SNOT!!!! Thats the funniest friggin thing ive seen in a long time. Im also adding that to favorite places.

**shadegray** · 12-12-2006, 02:29 AM

Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque.

My engine makes more than twice as much HP as torque.

It spins high. HP is torque by RPM, I think a lot of these guys mix up torque with HP under the curve.

**Somebody09** · 12-12-2006, 03:02 AM

Heh. Seems like that gay ninja site but instead of "ninja" they used "ricer."

**lakmflx** · 12-12-2006, 03:39 AM

This is a picture of my best friend Cole showing off.

His car has almost 100 horsepower, which is bragable.

^^ funny shit right there

**amon37** · 12-12-2006, 07:49 AM

I love ricers with all of my body (including my pee pee).

**StangKiller615** · 12-12-2006, 09:02 AM

That was great! I wish every ricer could see it

**StangKiller615** · 12-12-2006, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by lakmflx

This is a picture of my best friend Cole showing off.

His car has almost 100 horsepower, which is bragable.

^^ funny shit right there

And thats with 50 horses coming from stickers.

**Tonik** · 12-12-2006, 12:09 PM

Your dad is worried cause you bought a car with less displacement than his lawnmower

**mst219** · 12-12-2006, 12:11 PM

yea i thought you'd all like that.. i laughed for ever

**third_shift|studios** · 12-12-2006, 12:29 PM

anybody read the guest book? i found it hilarious how the ricers tryed to defend themselves and called themselves "ricers" in doing so.

**Too Fast** · 12-12-2006, 12:42 PM

Some of the funniest posts there are the ones telling us all how the car really has 190 HP, not 100!

**Blackout** · 12-12-2006, 04:05 PM

if you can fit fist fuck your exhaust tip

**RandomOmen** · 12-15-2006, 09:53 AM

"Sep 26, 2005 at 21:09:05 Tuner boyz (skat979462@aol.com)

Just bc alot of your cars can beat so called "ricers" or import cars in no reason to put them down, alot of ppl dont want a car that can do 180mph but cant take a turn worth a shit. any kid with any kinda driving skills in a eclipse or crx could out drive a bigger more powerful car on a street track anyday. its not all about the power either. its a lifestyle when it comes to imports and sport compacts. its about the girls cars and money. something im sure alot of you gearheads no nothing about... "

HAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**third_shift|studios** · 12-15-2006, 10:02 AM

ok, everyone email that kid and tell him to get a fuckin' clue

**Tonik** · 12-15-2006, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

ok, everyone email that kid and tell him to get a fuckin' clue

I would.... but that was on Sep 26, 2005... over a year ago.

**tonyjnjz** · 12-15-2006, 11:05 AM

You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.

..this shit is great