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Thread: the night befor christmas
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12-24-2009, 01:51 PM #1
the night befor christmas
It was the night before christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. dad at the whore house, mom smokin grass, and i'd settled down for a nice piece of ass.
Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter. he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. i knew in a moment the fat fucker fell. he filled all the stockings with pretzals and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. he rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that fat son of a bitch blew my chimnyey apart. he swore and cursed as he flew out of sight . piss on you all, and have a hell of a night.Last edited by 0verkill; 12-24-2009 at 03:38 PM.
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12-25-2009, 05:22 AM #2
christmas day bump
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12-25-2009, 05:24 AM #3
lol. very nice.
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12-25-2009, 04:33 PM #4
Got that text a few days ago. Still funny tho
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12-26-2009, 08:04 AM #5
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12-26-2009, 08:25 AM #6
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