Nick Names?!!!

[superchargedblackgto]

Who here has a nick name? and where did it come from? I have friends with names like "puffy", "Buck","Hey John", "shortie",....ect. Now I do not have a actual nick name, I am commonly referred to as D***head, A**hole,F****er,SOB,PR**k, For the life of me I don't know why...hahaha, For example the guy there "Buck" I thought that was his real name for over 2yrs...LOL. Not only all that, why do guys give names to each other?, I don't really hear women giving names to one another.....hmmm. Unless they are young trailer trash and call each other B***ch. So how about it spaz?, sarge?, where did you get yours, who gave it to you and is it just "site spacific"? Or do you go by this in the real world...LOL.
P.S. You guys can call me Mr.Forsee........
Now before you jump on this as being a retarted thread......IT is....hahaha....but look @ the rest of them....not any more "cheezy", (got a buddy with that one too)...than some of the other posts on here....LOL...OK end of rant, or whatever you want to call it...lack of sleep thread...hahaha
BRAD

[pecha]

My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck

[burnws6]

all my friends call me nando, and my mom calls me ferni.... i dont know if those are nicknames but.....w.e.

[67CamaroRSSS]

You can call me anytthing you want just don't call me late for dinner.

[Rhinohuey]

Who here has a nick name? and where did it come from? I have friends with names like "puffy", "Buck","Hey John", "shortie",....ect. Now I do not have a actual nick name, I am commonly referred to as D***head, A**hole,F****er,SOB,PR**k, For the life of me I don't know why...hahaha, For example the guy there "Buck" I thought that was his real name for over 2yrs...LOL. Not only all that, why do guys give names to each other?, I don't really hear women giving names to one another.....hmmm. Unless they are young trailer trash and call each other B***ch. So how about it spaz?, sarge?, where did you get yours, who gave it to you and is it just "site spacific"? Or do you go by this in the real world...LOL.
P.S. You guys can call me Mr.Forsee........
Now before you jump on this as being a retarted thread......IT is....hahaha....but look @ the rest of them....not any more "cheezy", (got a buddy with that one too)...than some of the other posts on here....LOL...OK end of rant, or whatever you want to call it...lack of sleep thread...hahaha
BRAD

I always figured Sarge was Sarge's real name...idk

[Rhinohuey]

Alot of people call me Rhino. I think it started with my gym teacher in like 1st grade calling me rhino becuase my name is Ryan.

[tater_salad]

Everybody always calls me "Will the Thrill". I've had the nickname since I was six, and many people call me that from just my experiences.

All those people can't be wrong...

[0rion]

I'm the official nick name giver at work. I have nicknamed several guys there.

Mike is now known as Earl because he looks like the guy from "My name is Earl".
Kyle is now known as "Big Country" because he's big.......and country.

Gordon is now known as "contractor" because he's a temp and wears a name badge that he writes contractor on because he saw it written on some name badges of the outside contractors we have to come in and do work so he thought all outside people had to write it on their badges. Not the sharpest tack in the box.
Eric is known as sheep f*cker because he lives way out in the sticks.
Paul is Bald f*ck because he shaved his head before he went bald then tried to grow it back only to find out he'd went bald.
There's maybe 10 more people that I've nicknamed there.

[Hi-Po]

My name is Ron, and im here for the gang bang.









I said that to a girl that had gotten tag teamed one night. Needless to say, I got slapped. But the saying stuck with everyone.








My name is Ron, Im here for the gang bang.

I also have about 30 nicknames

GR9000
GR9
Sergeant Raf
Rafferty
G-Ron
Ron-bonie(girl gave to me cause she said Im always horny, hence, Ron-Bonie)
Ron-tonn
My names Ron, Im here for the gang bang, where's my Rondom?
ShitHead(as called at work)
Ronnyboyaaaeee (as called at work)
So many more.....

[Sarge]

Well I owned a small telephone company in the early 80's......I was a hands on owner....pulled cable and installed phone systems.....I hired a shitload of junkies and drunks to pull cable from Texas Employment Commision.....and through them we ended up with quite a few paroled convicts just coming out of prison.....many of them called me "Boss" and I hated that .....so I'd jump their ass if they ever said " Yes Boss" or " How about this Boss"....so they started calling me Sarge...over the years it got to the point nobody even knew my name....I was the guy that owned the company and my name was Sarge.....thats all the workers knew me by....everybody in town called me Sarge....hell even my own family called me Sarge....still today my old Dad calls me Sarge....

[superchargedblackgto]

Well I owned a small telephone company in the early 80's......I was a hands on owner....pulled cable and installed phone systems.....I hired a shitload of junkies and drunks to pull cable from Texas Employment Commision.....and through them we ended up with quite a few paroled convicts just coming out of prison.....many of them called me "Boss" and I hated that .....so I'd jump their ass if they ever said " Yes Boss" or " How about this Boss"....so they started calling me Sarge...over the years it got to the point nobody even knew my name....I was the guy that owned the company and my name was Sarge.....thats all the workers knew me by....everybody in town called me Sarge....hell even my own family called me Sarge....still today my old Dad calls me Sarge....

Thats a good story Sarge, I like it...LOL

[zero_proto]

They call me Rodzilla Tha Cavity Filla.
I got this name once in the navy by a great man named Brandon.
This guy was the biggest alcoholic on the planet and a bad one too.
Just one day out of the blue in some drinking session somewhere in some foreign country he called me that, and it stuck ever since. I could see why, i used to try and stick any girl i could................does not suit me anymore as i am done with that, but ahhh the cold old days.

[Anthracis]

A while back I got shot (WIA)...I was not supposed live. I was on a mechanical ventilator for thirteen (13) hours, but through some grace of god (and good surgeons) I survived. The doctor that operated on me told my family that the only reason I survived was because, "he's built like a tank." Eversince then, the name stuck and like Sarge people don't even know my name anymore, they just call me TANK.

[joerockhead]

Special Ed - Sped
or No Neck Bastard

all for obvious reasons

[rbob93]

Horse Joint

[joerockhead]

Horse Joint

you paid for that one!!

[Zapper2003]

I call my friend Brad "Randy" and he calls me Bill. Not sure where that came from, but its always fun when we meet new people because we'll introduce ourselves by our first names and then we start talkin to each other with the other names, gets people all confused.

Zapper2003 is my SN on aol, came from 9th grade chemistry class when a girl next to me said i 'sounded like a bug zapper' so i changed my name on aol to that plus my grad. year, and well, it stuck. People call me zapper now, i dislike it, but whatever.

[ls1blackbeauty98]

car guys that dont really know me call me black beauty, my friends call me Ash and the ss guy calls me hobbit lol.. dont ask why i have no idea

[Toyota h8r]

The nicknames ive gotten over the years....
Cobra
GT
burnout kid
numb nutz
two eight racer
.......................the reason i have a lot of ford sounding nicknames is my name is Shelby......and no i wasnt named after a car lol.......

[Spaz]

in high school i was know as "pagan" and "Spaz"...

"pagan" was due to some old lady stopping her car in front of me and my friends while we were just sitting there on our bikes and pointed at me and yelled "PAGAN!!! PAAAAAAAAAAAAGAN!!!" and drove off... was pretty damned funny....

"Spaz" take a guess... i have a really short fuse...