New LS1 Poem Contest .. Or Old Ones ..

**mst219** · 01-31-2007, 07:53 PM

got poems about your LS1 powered beast? lets here them.. and im not tlaking sappy love shit.. im takling the funny ones that involve ricers, cops, and gettin girls.. just an idea?

**mst219** · 01-31-2007, 07:53 PM

LT1 works to i guess...

**bmyers** · 02-01-2007, 08:32 AM

i think you joined the wrong website try
http://poetry.about.com/mpboards.htm

**Trouble maker** · 02-01-2007, 10:57 AM

My Z28 kicks ass.I do dougnuts in the grass.My wife bitched me out for goin too fast.I told her to buckle in or she's goin through the glass..She reached back real fast...and knocked me out with just one blast...Damn...I'm a poet and don't even know it.....lol.......I got more.........lol...

**third_shift|studios** · 02-01-2007, 11:03 AM

he ed, how about the best one gets to be written on the homepage?

**mst219** · 02-01-2007, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by bmyers

i think you joined the wrong website try
http://poetry.about.com/mpboards.htm

i was just tryin 2 get somethin funny goin on.. cuz i know ppl have some messed up thoughts.. u aint gotta be a dick . believe i stated this before ... "im not talking sappy love shit.. im takling the funny ones that involve ricers, cops, and gettin girls.. just an idea?"

**SSwt00SS** · 02-01-2007, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by bmyers

i think you joined the wrong website try
http://poetry.about.com/mpboards.htm

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**SleeperC5** · 02-01-2007, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by bmyers

i think you joined the wrong website try
http://poetry.about.com/mpboards.htm

**joerockhead** · 02-01-2007, 04:06 PM

There was a kid that owned a Camaro
In it, Everywhere he would go.
The cops always would ticket him,
Cuz he sped and did lots of wheel spin,
but now he has to drive extra slow.

**eddierrox** · 02-01-2007, 04:27 PM

Bang'n gears go'n up tha'mountain doin 140
when tha'damn stickshift in my SS broke
I was found in tha'grass with a muffler up my azz
and my pee pee doin dixie in tha'10 spoke

**bmyers** · 02-02-2007, 04:07 AM

i am a member of ls1.com
once and awhile we get a big moron
he started a thread about writing poems
someone will flame him, he had to of known
i hope this thread dies along with my post
because of all the gay threads on here
i hate this one the most

**Sarge** · 02-02-2007, 04:44 AM

There was a guy named Ed
Just wanted a lil head
Couldnt get the girls in bed
Cuz he was always working on his sled
Ed put on blowers and nitrous heads and cam
Trying to beat ol Sarge and be the better man
After all that work and no pussy, Trying to get that old F-Body to go
Ed found out it wasnt enough for the mighty GTO.
He also learned that driving his beast , it was hard to see
with a giant hard on waving in his face from the lack of pussy.
So Ed parked his ride saved his dough and now sez
" Screw trying to better Sarge and that damn GTO,
Lap Dances is the only way to go...."

**transamprincess98** · 02-02-2007, 08:11 AM

Sarge you are a crazy old man

**SSwt00SS** · 02-02-2007, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

There was a guy named Ed
Just wanted a lil head
Couldnt get the girls in bed
Cuz he was always working on his sled
Ed put on blowers and nitrous heads and cam
Trying to beat ol Sarge and be the better man
After all that work and no pussy, Trying to get that old F-Body to go
Ed found out it wasnt enough for the mighty GTO.
He also learned that driving his beast , it was hard to see
with a giant hard on waving in his face from the lack of pussy.
So Ed parked his ride saved his dough and now sez
" Screw trying to better Sarge and that damn GTO,
Lap Dances is the only way to go...."

thank you sir for making my day!!!

wonder what ED's poem response is going to be...

**Sarge** · 02-02-2007, 09:02 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If this server would stop crashing
I'd buy a beer for me and you

**Trouble maker** · 02-02-2007, 09:56 AM

roses are red
violets are blue
also,if this server would stop crashin
I would also be able to read a post or two....

**Sarge** · 02-02-2007, 11:55 AM

Ed out googling fuck you poems trying to fit Sarge in em

**Sarge** · 02-02-2007, 12:00 PM

There was a frog named Boner
For years he was a loner
His buddy's called him ghey
This made the frog stay away
One day a hopping
he saw an old lady walking
She had hair of silver and a golden cane
Boner got wood and said " Dear old lady you want some frog stain?"
The old woman got laid
Boner proved he was not ghey
He ran home and posted the pics for all to see
that even a frog can get some pussy.

**Sarge** · 02-02-2007, 12:11 PM

The Ballad of TransAmPrincess
There once was a guy named Spaz
who's nutts got popped so badz
he hollered and screamed
why did you pop my balls you Jersey queen?
To see how loud you would scream said the queen.

So off in her Trans Am she did ride
laughing so hard she almost died
Selling boats is my game
But popping balls will bring me the fame
Guys will fear me coming
See my rubber band and they will be a running
Dont buy a boat from me
and I'll drop you fuckers to your knees

**Spaz** · 02-02-2007, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

The Ballad of TransAmPrincess
There once was a guy named Spaz
who's nutts got popped so badz
he hollered and screamed
why did you pop my balls you Jersey queen?
To see how loud you would scream said the queen.

So off in her Trans Am she did ride
laughing so hard she almost died
Selling boats is my game
But popping balls will bring me the fame
Guys will fear me coming
See my rubber band and they will be a running
Dont buy a boat from me
and I'll drop you fuckers to your knees

There is this girl named Tap
Who grinded on Spaz's Lap
When she went to tap a Nap
She Woke up with the Clap.