New Joke Thread - Clean

[joerockhead]

We all need a laugh, lets see if we can keep them clean.





A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel.

As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait
and I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, if you
please."

Intrigued, the man said, "OK."

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, sir, what is your

IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. The next day he returned,
But thought he would try a different tack.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man
answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh... 'about 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e

y-o-u-r

p-e-o-p-l-e

g-o-i-n-g

t-o

n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e

H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

[DanWS6]

[JwMonE99]

hehe nice.

[splitfinger09]

lol good stuff

[1MileCrash]

hahaaha...good one

[67CamaroRSSS]

There once was a girl from Nantucket.......


Wait a minute, that's NOT a clean joke......

[Knighthawk LS1]