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Thread: The "New" GTO Drivers Suck
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07-12-2007, 03:37 AM #1
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The "New" GTO Drivers Suck
Well my lil girl has been up in Colorado for a week....so yesterday I drove her 06 Pontiac G6 to work.....now it has a little "pep" but come on its a fricking lil 6 cylinder.....so I'm going down I10 and a 06 black GTO gets right on my ass....WTF? I'm in the right lane going 70mph and the left lane is WIDE OPEN.....then this ass monkey pulls over in the left lane and starts gunning his engine and shit....wanting to race me....now all the windows are tinted on my lil girls car...so I roll the window down and hang the finger at this asswipe.....he rams it in like 3rd and floors it......and is gone in a flash....
Now what in the hell was that all about? A LS2 GTO trying to screw with a little 6 cyl G6? What a dipshit. I have my GTO ready to go this morning....Bitch better not let me catch his dumbass on the highway....this morning or ever.....
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07-12-2007, 03:51 AM #2
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Wtf??!!!!!
Sarge, this guy sounds like a total tool. He must have a small ding-a-ling and has to make up for it by trying to race cars he knows he can beat. I hope you see him and stomp on it and leave his arse in a huge cloud of smoke that makes him choke. I like to call this problem the "Small Man's Complex." What a tard!!!! I don't condone street racing at all, but this chump deserves to be taught a little lesson. Just my 2 cents!
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07-12-2007, 04:24 AM #3
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well, he probably confused the G6 with another GTO, since they look identical [puts on helmut and hides]
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07-12-2007, 05:20 AM #4
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You need to find that guy when your in Oprah and show him what's up.
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07-12-2007, 05:27 AM #5
I see no generalizations being made in this thread at all.
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07-12-2007, 06:16 AM #6
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07-12-2007, 06:58 AM #7
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What a clown? You will never get these guys when you are in the GTO though. When I had mine & we also had my Z24 Cav, I would always be in the Cav when a fellow GTO guy would want to mess with me! I was like you, come on now, a little 2.4L can't hang w/ the 6.0!!! Now anytime I was in my GTO, this would never happen!
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07-12-2007, 07:08 AM #8
should of smoked his ass
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07-12-2007, 07:18 AM #9
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07-12-2007, 11:59 AM #10
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Didnt see the bitch this morning. I'll try again tomorrow.....fricking tard....Oprah is running better than she ever has.....I'll pull the wheels off the ground from 60mph punch see if that she boy wants to "play"/
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07-12-2007, 12:00 PM #11
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07-12-2007, 12:25 PM #12
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07-12-2007, 12:51 PM #13
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07-12-2007, 01:21 PM #14
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me too
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07-12-2007, 01:30 PM #15
is it possible to pull wheels off the ground at that speed? maybe im taking sarges statement too literal. I'm well aware that Oprah is a beast and 600 horses is an incredible number. But jeese if it can do that boy would I like to see it and I would love to ride in a car like that. I love death runs in super fast cars lol
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07-12-2007, 02:51 PM #16
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07-12-2007, 02:56 PM #17
Im sure if the traction was available at that speed the front end would lift up nice.
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07-13-2007, 12:38 AM #18
you've probably already been posted up as a g-6 kill on a gto forum somewhere.
Here's my rendition of the kill story:
"So I'm driving to work this morning and I see a new G-6 in front of me. It's got tinted windows and the guy thinks is a real bad ass car because I see him up ahead passing someone. I get up behind him and he slows down letting me get along side of him so as I pull out I down shift to 3rd and show the little G-6 owner the goats tail lights. The guy then gives me the finger and I was gonna spank him again but my exit was coming up so I had to get off the freeway."
The story will then be followed by these replies:
" Sore loser, thought his G-6 was fast until you put the smack down on him"
" Only ricers tint their windows and try to race cars they know they'll lose to"
" I bet the guy is telling all his buddies he smoked a GTO in his G-6"
blah blah blah
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07-13-2007, 12:45 AM #19
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07-13-2007, 03:26 AM #20
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LOL....your probably right....yeah he spanked me in my daughters G6 with her purple beads hanging from the rear view mirror.....you bet...spanked my ass....as for getting off the ground from a 60mph punch.....yup.....when I'm on a decent patch of road she'll come off the ground....concrete sections of the highway are better.....asphalt she will break the rear end loose from damn near any speed by just flooring it....
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