The new FML site...

**ls1camino** · 07-12-2009, 04:12 AM

This is great...it's texts from people that are drunk, high, or fucked up in some way. Searching is by Area Code

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

**toi tyme** · 07-12-2009, 04:17 AM

Lol crazy shit.

**doozjamann** · 07-12-2009, 06:11 AM

You could spend some time on that site.

**Zapper2003** · 07-12-2009, 06:27 AM

(540): i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
(804): a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
(804): That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.

OH snap!

**TempleU_WS6** · 07-12-2009, 06:44 AM

Damn, this is probably my ex-gf

(215): drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
(1-215): omg no way im finding him!
(215): he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.

**cammed goat** · 07-12-2009, 08:48 AM

ISH...SHUUZ!!!

**issues** · 07-12-2009, 09:34 AM

funny and odd shit on there

**david_viny** · 07-12-2009, 09:46 PM

Ahhhhahaa

**KING Z28 HAWK** · 07-12-2009, 11:34 PM

**Bowtie_girl30** · 08-11-2009, 09:16 AM

This one cracks me up!

(646): the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us

***SMWS6TA*** · 08-11-2009, 01:28 PM

(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

**cammed goat** · 08-11-2009, 04:42 PM

I dunno which is better:

Textsfromlastnight.com or 4chan? Both have lotsa laughs.

**Kjz99z28** · 08-11-2009, 05:27 PM

I'm so addicted to that site.

(484): Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

(519): oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again

**nitrox28** · 08-11-2009, 06:06 PM

(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

(919): The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail

(714): he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday

(630): is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

(402): Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.

(865): you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?

(202): I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me

**nitrox28** · 08-11-2009, 06:10 PM

(202): I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.

**nitrox28** · 08-11-2009, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

I dunno which is better:

Textsfromlastnight.com or 4chan? Both have lotsa laughs.

12chan!!

**third_shift|studios** · 08-11-2009, 06:57 PM

LMFAO: he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.

**35th-ANV-SS** · 08-11-2009, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

LMFAO: he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.

**zmg00camaross** · 08-17-2009, 11:39 PM

This can't be real

**doozjamann** · 08-18-2009, 03:47 AM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

(202): I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.

I can't begin to describe the ass whoopin I would have placed on said person.