Need some advice

[Sarge]

Walked in and my girlfriend was fucking my Dad. School is too hard and I hate it. I want to join the Army. My Mom won't give me money and my internet is slow. I want to lose weight but I love pizza and beer. My doctor told me to quit smoking and I can't. My car is leaking oil and I have a buzzing noise coming from the back around the trunk area. Walked in and my girlfriend was fucking my Mom. I want to join the Navy. My credit card company charges me 30% interest. I got a St. Bernard puppy. I put Royal Purple in my Honda and it still is slow as hell. My car would not start this morning. I have a big zit in the middle of my forehead that looks like a fucking third eye. The cops pick on me. My next door neighbors wifes uncle's best friends priests mechanic who went to school and everything read on the internet you can pee in your gas tank and get 4 more horsepower. I walked in and my girlfriend was fucking my lil brother. I want to join the Air Force. When I turn on my left turn signal my girlfriend starts projectile vomiting.

I want to know what you guys, total fucking strangers on the interweb thing, think I should do.

[67CamaroRSSS]

Learn English to start with. Do you want to advise us or do you want advice?


And get rid of your GF. Or send her my way.

[Nhra Firebird]

Fuck your mom, dad and little brother to get back at your GF.

[pajeff02]

For starters, try looking before backing up into a cactus.

[67CamaroRSSS]

OK which wiseass fixed the thread title Jeff????

[pajeff02]

OK which wiseass fixed the thread title Jeff????

Not I.

[67CamaroRSSS]

Sarge got back door access????

[pajeff02]

Sarge got back door access????

He simply edited his post.

[Nhra Firebird]

He simply edited his post.

I didn't think you could edit the title

[bluehawk2000]

This is very interesting, you ummmmm need a brain scan to make sure your hamster is still alive if not you can get them pretty cheap at the pet store.

[67CamaroRSSS]

He simply edited his post.

I noticed that this time in...

I apologize. Or maybe that was for the future. Your choice...

[SiggyZ]

I think you should go fuck a three balled squirrel, then join the department of corrections.

[hamburger68]

i have nothing to contribute, except that i was in awe reading all this. sarge, you're in a bad place right now. maybe oprah can help you?

[Murder after Midnight]

Walked in and my girlfriend was fucking my Dad. School is too hard and I hate it. I want to join the Army. My Mom won't give me money and my internet is slow. I want to lose weight but I love pizza and beer. My doctor told me to quit smoking and I can't. My car is leaking oil and I have a buzzing noise coming from the back around the trunk area. Walked in and my girlfriend was fucking my Mom. I want to join the Navy. My credit card company charges me 30% interest. I got a St. Bernard puppy. I put Royal Purple in my Honda and it still is slow as hell. My car would not start this morning. I have a big zit in the middle of my forehead that looks like a fucking third eye. The cops pick on me. My next door neighbors wifes uncle's best friends priests mechanic who went to school and everything read on the internet you can pee in your gas tank and get 4 more horsepower. I walked in and my girlfriend was fucking my lil brother. I want to join the Air Force. When I turn on my left turn signal my girlfriend starts projectile vomiting.

I want to know what you guys, total fucking strangers on the interweb thing, think I should do.

Yeah yeah yeah we get it, or at least i get it................

[Nhra Firebird]

Yeah yeah yeah we get it, or at least i get it................

It's not much to get... He just took the past 50 threads from aag and put them together in a paragraph.

[Y2KPewterSS]

Sarge, you forgot to post a picture of a random chick with her tits showing, and also you failed to mention for the 193,274,682nd time a thread about the TA coming back or another concept of it

[Murder after Midnight]

It's not much to get... He just took the past 50 threads from aag and put them together in a paragraph.

I know, good to see your one of the ones who got it........

[Nhra Firebird]

I know, good to see your one of the ones who got it........

I just can't believe sarge has the same problems as everybody else.

[Z28Thunder]

I want to know what you guys, total fucking strangers on the interweb thing, think I should do.

Have your girlfriend have sex with the dog.. Then you can say she did the entire family...

[67CamaroRSSS]

Wait a minute?

He did mention a GF. We all know the rules...

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