Need help to make girl feel stupid!

[02ultraZ]

Ok, these are gay little brain teasers that this chick sent me, she always bitches cuz i act like i know it all. I mean because i know it all. She sent me this email with these on it and she thinks i won't be able to figure them out. I got one of them but i can't get the rest, does anyone know the answers? Help me make her feel like a dousche bag. I simply cut and pasted the email...

Study the five brain teasers. Then, see if you can answer.

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

got this one - Yesterday, today, tomorrow.

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

[02ultraZ]

I figure the people on this site could get them because we all seem to be know it alls...

[DanWS6]

1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.

3. Charcoal

4. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

5. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.

[02ultraZ]

I guess i don't know it all this dude does.

Thanks...

[eddierox]

1. The third. Lions who haven't eaten in 3 years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, develpoed it and hung it up to dry.

3. Charcoal

4. This is easy. Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.

5. The letter *e* which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.


I hereby crown thyself know-it-all.

[00ssSLP]

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

If it was me I would pick the room with the lions because if they haven't eaten in three years I'm sur their dead......But that's just me...lol

[eddierox]

1. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

2. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

3. What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.

4. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

5. What has no beginning, end, or middle?

[96z28]

1) your fine ass girl lol

[DanWS6]

1. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

2. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

3. What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.

4. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

5. What has no beginning, end, or middle?

1. Secret
2. Darkness
3. Telephone book
4. Chalkboard
5. A circle

[ss~zoso~ss]

if you knew it all, you'da cut and pasted the riddles into google, and found the answers

[2MuchFun]

if you knew it all, you'da cut and pasted the riddles into google, and found the answers

no thats google-it-all....If you do that you are dumb lol wait i just SLAMMED myself!

[ice97ta]

1. Secret
2. Darkness
3. Telephone book
4. Chalkboard
5. A circle

1. secret
2. darkness
3. bible
4. chalkboard
5. the universe (there is a middle of the circle)

[02cetransam]

love this thread!

[eddierox]

1. What has to be broken before it can be used?

2. How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

3. What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?

4. Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?

5. What goes up and never comes down?

[86 IROC-Z]

Here's an easy one I heard a long time ago:

What gets wetter the more it dries?

[96z28]

1. secret
2. darkness
3. bible
4. chalkboard
5. the universe (there is a middle of the circle)

I disagree.
The bible, i just bought one at a bookstore.

The universe it began with the big bang. And therefore it is still expanding meaning it has an end, unless it collapses on itself

[ice97ta]

can you prove the universe started with the big bang, last i checked it was a theroy

[ice97ta]

mmmmmm makes you wonder LOL

[96z28]

no i cant prove it

[ice97ta]

YESSSS so im right YES J/k i just thought it sounded right