Navel lint - Origin and uses.

**jad628** · 03-08-2007, 10:41 AM

I don't really have anything to add to the title. I just wanted to start a nice, safe, thread and be all cozy!!!

Discussion?

**jad628** · 03-08-2007, 10:44 AM

I very rarely have any. I usually check for it with my left forefinger while showering. When I do find some, I will roll it up clockwise and discard it down the drain of the shower. I've thought about saving it for some sort of pillow stuffing, but it would take centuries to save enough. I figure I don't have that long.

**lakmflx** · 03-08-2007, 10:44 AM

Does this include the "toe jam" lint?"

How about the belly button lint?

**third_shift|studios** · 03-08-2007, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by lakmflx

How about the belly button lint?

same thing, dumbass!

**Secret Formula** · 03-08-2007, 10:46 AM

how about asscrack lint?

**jad628** · 03-08-2007, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by lakmflx

Does this include the "toe jam" lint?"

How about the belly button lint?

Navel is the term for the "belly button" pseudonym. However, I would happily entertain other types of crevice deposit issues into the discussion. Toe-jam is an especially common nuisance.

**lakmflx** · 03-08-2007, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Secret Formula

how about asscrack lint?

I think those are called dingleberries

**jad628** · 03-08-2007, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Secret Formula

how about asscrack lint?

Do you suffer from that affliction sir?

**Secret Formula** · 03-08-2007, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by lakmflx

I think those are called dingleberries

no poo involved. just sweat.

**Secret Formula** · 03-08-2007, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by jad628

Do you suffer from that affliction sir?

I do!

**Spaz** · 03-08-2007, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by jad628

I very rarely have any. I usually check for it with my left forefinger while showering. When I do find some, I will roll it up clockwise and discard it down the drain of the shower. I've thought about saving it for some sort of pillow stuffing, but it would take centuries to save enough. I figure I don't have that long.

i have a thing with my belly button... i fucking flip the fuck out when some one touches it... i get seriously violent then really nausiated... same thing with the underneathof my toes... i literally Spaz...

**Dax** · 03-08-2007, 10:51 AM

Woven navel lint has a thousand times the strength of a spun steel cable of similar OD.

**Spaz** · 03-08-2007, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by Secret Formula

no poo involved. just sweat.

see... that is where you went wrong... you gota practyice your up stroke while whipping your ass...

**jad628** · 03-08-2007, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Secret Formula

I do!

It's okay sir. Nothing unusual about that. It is well-known that even the most ardent hygeine regime will not entirely stop it.

Studies have shown that walking with your legs spread apart as far as possible can all but eliminate this problem. This is due to less friction between the buttocks as you take strides. While your friends (and strangers) may comment on exactly what happened to you the night before, it will reduce those annoying deposits.

Good luck. Next caller.

**Secret Formula** · 03-08-2007, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by The Real Spaz

see... that is where you went wrong... you gota practyice your up stroke while whipping your ass...

sometimes I do the downstroke at the end to double check.

**lakmflx** · 03-08-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

same thing, dumbass!

Well...why don't... you.... oh well just look at my sig

**jad628** · 03-08-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by The Real Spaz

i have a thing with my belly button... i fucking flip the fuck out when some one touches it... i get seriously violent then really nausiated... same thing with the underneathof my toes... i literally Spaz...

Rest assured Mr. Spaz that I will never add to your woes in those regards.

**lakmflx** · 03-08-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by The Real Spaz

see... that is where you went wrong... you gota practyice your up stroke while whipping your ass...

**jad628** · 03-08-2007, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Secret Formula

sometimes I do the downstroke at the end to double check.

Advanced technique. Impressive.

**Spaz** · 03-08-2007, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by jad628

Rest assured Mr. Spaz that I will never add to your woes in those regards.

tap tried... my X did it to me in a resturant... it was bad... i think i yelled "FUCK!!!" really loud and then i got all quiet and every one was staring at me...