myspace bullitins.. they piss me off but i did one

[Spaz]

some people take these things seriously... why would any one want people knmowing all this shit about them...


i hardly ever do these... Body: ....

How big is your bed?
wanna come find out???

....What are you listening to right now?
should be a woman moaning... but instead it's the damn fax machine...

....What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
i'd tell you but i divided by zero and created nothing out of my number...

....What was the last thing you ate?
a booger i found on the bathroom wall... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

no... i ate some ham...

....Last person you hugged?
hell if i know...

....How is the weather right now?
the weather??? you mean wether... whether i'll stuff your stink pit, mouth or cooter...

....Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
some dude from india looking for a quote to move stuff...

....What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?
depends on how they are positioned to me... might be the eyes... might be the ass... might be the boobs...

....Favorite type of Food?
the edible kind...

....Do you want children?
well... i got one already...

....Do you drink?
does OJ simpson stab people to death and get away with it???


....Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
no... but i'm willing ot give it a shot...

....Hair color?
no... it's natural...

....Eye color?
you can't color your eyes... duh...

....Do you wear contacts/glasses?
no... i wear goggles...

....Favorite holiday?
Spaz day... it's a holiday i just invented... on Spaz day every one makes me damned lasagna... and gives my ice cold beer... adn beautiful women rub my feet... but not my toes... i'll punch them right in the fuckin forehead if they get near my toes... and they can't touch my belly button either... and they also pay me exubberant amounts of money (what ever the highest exchange rate is) to do all this...

....Favorite Season?
Spaz season... i just invented this... Spaz season overides winter... Spaz season will be warm... where as winter was a cold season and failed me horribly, Spaz season will exude in being perfect...

....Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
yeah... i was so mad that i grilled her long... the meat got to tough...

....Last Movie you Watched?
national treasure 2... it sucked...

....Favorite Movie?
the one where the dude does something and the something else happens and then something crazy happens and the this chick does some thing and then the credits happen...

....Favorite college football Team?
i don't watch college football...

....What were you doing before filling this out?
saving the universe from a plague of locusts...


....Any pets?
a few...

....Dogs or cats?
no.. yes...

....Have you ever loved someone?
yeah... but what is more important is that someone and every one loves me... how the hell else can i have my own national holiday???

....Who would you like to see right now?!
Spaz day become officially a national holiday...

....Have you ever fired a gun?
yeah... several... but it was in self defense...

....Do you like to travel by plane?
well... i like to teleport... it's way faster...



....Right-handed or Left-handed?
fuck you!!! what about ambidextrous?!?!?!????

....If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
heaven... and i'd conquer it and rename it Spaztopia...

....Are you missing someone?
yes... i can't remember where i left them...

....Do you have a tattoo?
yeah... he is that little crazy midget from fantasy island... fucker don't shut up either... every plane that goes by "Spaz dee plane!!! dee plane!!!"


....Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
no... they are over when i wake up...


....Are you hiding something from someone?
fuck you... i stealth... i'm a ninja!!!




....ARE YOU 18?
No... i'm a bit older...


....WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
you dumb fuck... you can't put wall paper on your cell phone... they will break... i have a back ground on mine though...

....DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
what are you getting at here... i sleep just fine... now help me hide the rest of the body....

....FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING?
i got to take a piss... then i got to get out of bed...



....WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
a defibulator... a axe... some chloroform... duct tape... a tig welder... a fire extinguisher... a slice of pizza... and a light bulb...

....GRILLED OR FRIED?
what... grilled or fried what???

....WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
fuck you... i'm just like every one else!!!



....ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
i said i was a god damn ninja...


....FAVORITE HANGOUT?
i only let it hang out at home... well... no i don't...



....3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH OUT?
Air... Food... and life...


....FAVORITE SONG?
"All hail Spaz" by Spaztoven...

....WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
going to sit down on my chair and the stupid travelocity gnome appearing on it... that point hat would fuck you up...

....ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
i'm not taking your shit and i'll give you nothing!!!

....WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Spaz...


....STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING?
disney world...


....FAVORITE TV SHOW?
i don't watch mutch TV... but if i did... i'd have my own show... the Spaz show... and it would be my favorite....

....COMMERCIAL?
no... the Spaz show would not be a commercial... i like cereal...



....WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER?
no... i'm not falling for that...

....FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
the extinguisher... duh....

....Whats your favorite color?
clear...

....WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU?
me... my self... and i...

....WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
godzilla...


....WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11?
am or pm???


....THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt?
that stain isnt' from me... i um... spilled something there... yeah....

....WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?
fuck!!! is this my house?!?!?

[jaslivers]

[Spaz]

people fill out waaaaaaay to much personal stuff on these... it's crazy!!!

the cell phone thing... last 4 of your cell phone... then they ask the provider... then they can look on your profile and see your city and state... now you have some psycho who puts the little pieces of your puzzle together and gets your entire phone number...

[jaslivers]

ive never done one of them but sadly i know people who are crazy with them, there is a new fuckin one everyday

[0rion]

not only did you fill one out but then you copied it over to here. Face it, you're a closet homo and have been dying to fill that out for years but your hetro side kept you from doing it. Looks like the hetro side finally gave in and was consumed by your homo side. Now you, NHRA, and supercharged can form that club.

[Spaz]

not only did you fill one out but then you copied it over to here. Face it, you're a closet homo and have been dying to fill that out for years but your hetro side kept you from doing it. Looks like the hetro side finally gave in and was consumed by your homo side. Now you, NHRA, and supercharged can form that club.

[KING Z28 HAWK]

Spaz your the shit! you just moved up on the list of my fav people in the world!

Vote Spaz for president!

[AKIRA]

Can someone say "tooting your own horn"? I swear, posting that here is like discovering that you just told a good joke on a friend, so you decide to try it on everyone.

In all fairness, Ive done this before. I hate bulletins/surveys, but when I do them, I put a demented spin on them. I talk about raping children, killing dogs, worshiping the devil, and eating shit.

Its safe for me to predict that more people on my "Friends List" read and comment on MY surveys than anyone else's.

[86 IROC-Z]

tl;dr

[astyles]

[ls1blackbeauty98]

lol u copied cutted and pasted that from me!!! didnt ya?

[Spaz]

Can someone say "tooting your own horn"? I swear, posting that here is like discovering that you just told a good joke on a friend, so you decide to try it on everyone.

In all fairness, Ive done this before. I hate bulletins/surveys, but when I do them, I put a demented spin on them. I talk about raping children, killing dogs, worshiping the devil, and eating shit.

Its safe for me to predict that more people on my "Friends List" read and comment on MY surveys than anyone else's.

this is the second one i've ever done... the first one was way better...

[Spaz]

lol u copied cutted and pasted that from me!!! didnt ya?

yeah i did...

[ls1blackbeauty98]

people fill out waaaaaaay to much personal stuff on these... it's crazy!!!

the cell phone thing... last 4 of your cell phone... then they ask the provider... then they can look on your profile and see your city and state... now you have some psycho who puts the little pieces of your puzzle together and gets your entire phone number...

didnt know that...

[Spaz]

didnt know that...

yeah... you basically gave away your number...

[0rion]

didnt know that...

if you have any other questions regarding internet stalking Spaz is the one to ask.....he knows ALL the tricks.

[Kjz99z28]

Spaz.. I saw this today on my page.. and was like WTF did Spaz do now?

[ls1blackbeauty98]

yeah... you basically gave away your number...

that is such a scam! awwwww man, if i get some crazy phone calls ill have to change my number

[Spaz]

if you have any other questions regarding internet stalking Spaz is the one to ask.....he knows ALL the tricks.

i also invented the internet... al gore stole my damn idea...
it was the only way to get her phone number... then i was like "ahh fuck... i already have it... wasted my time..."

[Spaz]

Spaz.. I saw this today on my page.. and was like WTF did Spaz do now?