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    My WalMart fun of the day

    Where does WalMart find these people......Somewhere there is a big line of dumbshits applying for a job.... and WalMart has a exclusive on them....
    When I was a kid I had a Marlin 30-30 lever action. I loved that gun. When I went into the military my little brother used it and sold it. Along with my motorcycle and most of my shit but that is another story.....
    Anyway...I was in WalMart and saw this Marlin 30-30 model 336...brand new for $369 bucks. I about shit...I said give it to me.....the fun began....
    This woman was clueless what to do...said she had never sold a gun before...Now she is the Sporting Goods manager!...so she calls Dipshit#2...he comes over and is equally clueless...tells me I have to fill out some forms and come back in 3 days....I tell him he is a dumbass..I have my Concealed Gun License and I dont do shit....All I do is fill out the transfer form and I'm out the door...no NICS for licensed folks...Oh no....everybody has to go through a background check...nope sez me...so he calls the store manager....Store Manager sez...."yup I do remember something about CHL holders not having to go through all the NICS stuff"....so he calls Arkansas to ask....By this time it is funny......So the original dumbass ask to see this "license" so I pull it out and she is all impressed....never seen one of these before...Golly Gee Whiz....So Arkansas tell Dumbass #3 that yup....a CHL holder just signs the transfer stuff and out the door....I shit you not...it took them a half hour to find the form...then another half hour to find their FFL info.....
    I got the gun and 2 boxes of shells for it.....then Dumbshit #2 tells me he has to walk the "firearm" personally out the door....OK...no sweat off my balls....so about 90 minutes of three idiots bumbling around...clueless of the law or even how to sell a gun....but I got the gun...and my very own dumbshit to carry it out of the store at no extra charge.....
    So I highly recommend getting your library card and typing Concealed Handgun License on it and taking it to these dipshits.....they wont know the difference....

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    Your walmart must suck big time..

    If I am not mistaken some of the walmarts around here are some of biggest gun sellers in the nation..

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    If you were to do this in Ca all that hassle would be legit and then some.

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    My first gun I purchased for my self, was from shoot straight. First gun purchased for me, a BB gun, then a .22 was from Wal Mart.

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    A few years back some dickhead bought a gun a Walmart, walked out to his car and loaded it, then came back inside and starting shooting.

    That's why the manager has to walk you out to your car with it.

    Walmart is its own little world, though. Next time, you might want to do your impulse rifle buying at Bass Pro.

    Reminds me of the time I asked the Walmart employee behind the sports counter if they carried any FN Five-Seven ammo. That guy thought I was crazy. He had no idea what I was talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Modulistic View Post
    impulse buyer.
    Oh hell yes.....I got way too many already....

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    I'm fairly anti-walmart. I won't buy shit like that from there. I try not to buy anything from there really. My wife shops there but I'll go to local mom and pop places if I can. I'd rather pay more at those places than get it cheaper and china-mart.


    My buddy has a marlin 30-30 that we target shoot with from time to time. I love shooting that gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    I'm fairly anti-walmart. I won't buy shit like that from there. I try not to buy anything from there really. My wife shops there but I'll go to local mom and pop places if I can. I'd rather pay more at those places than get it cheaper and china-mart.


    My buddy has a marlin 30-30 that we target shoot with from time to time. I love shooting that gun.
    I am the same way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2000LS1Bird View Post
    Reminds me of the time I asked the Walmart employee behind the sports counter if they carried any FN Five-Seven ammo. That guy thought I was crazy. He had no idea what I was talking about.
    Why not just ask him the calber? I don't even know what that is. 9mm? I own lots of guns..

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    Quote Originally Posted by INMY01TA View Post
    Why not just ask him the calber? I don't even know what that is. 9mm? I own lots of guns..
    Exactly, walmart does not care where they put you, the change everyone around. I use to work there, they put me in dairy, I could care two shits about that job... I tried to transfer to sporting or electronics, where I could better serve the customers, they said I was the best in Dairy and I would have to wait? Really, I honestly gave two shits about dairy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    I'm fairly anti-walmart. I won't buy shit like that from there. I try not to buy anything from there really. My wife shops there but I'll go to local mom and pop places if I can. I'd rather pay more at those places than get it cheaper and china-mart.
    I used to feel that way for a long time. I even told Sarge here you couldn't pay me to go in that dump. Then I got married and my wife shops there. I started going in there just for the cheap oil and ammo. Now we do most the shopping there. On average I'd say we save $50-$60 each time we go shopping there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by INMY01TA View Post
    I used to feel that way for a long time. I even told Sarge here you couldn't pay me to go in that dump. Then I got married and my wife shops there. I started going in there just for the cheap oil and ammo. Now we do most the shopping there. On average I'd say we save $50-$60 each time we go shopping there.
    my wife shops there and saves $50-$60 on the stuff she went to get and then spends $100 on shit she didn't intend on buying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    my wife shops there and saves $50-$60 on the stuff she went to get and then spends $100 on shit she didn't intend on buying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by INMY01TA View Post
    Why not just ask him the calber? I don't even know what that is. 9mm? I own lots of guns..
    5.7X28mm, you can get a pistol or an upper for a AR in that caliber. FN Either one is pretty badass. I'd love to be sitting on a few cases of the banned AP ammo.

    http://www.fnherstal.com/index.php?i...ctor=5&detail=

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    I'm fairly anti-walmart. I won't buy shit like that from there. I try not to buy anything from there really. My wife shops there but I'll go to local mom and pop places if I can. I'd rather pay more at those places than get it cheaper and china-mart.


    My buddy has a marlin 30-30 that we target shoot with from time to time. I love shooting that gun.
    You should pick up a box of Hornady 30-30 Leverevolution ammo next time. 300 yards dead ass on.....fricking they re-invented the 30-30 lever action gun with these bullets....it use to be a 150 yard gun...not anymore...
    http://www.hornady.com/story.php?s=198

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    A walmart in texas doesnt know how to sell a man a gun? You cannot be serious lol Thats gotta be the bulk of their profit margins! Damn, what a bunch of waterheads. For $369 bucks and something that is sentimental, I can't blame you for buying it either.

    The walking the gun out with you I can understand, being that they know they pissed you off and you could possibly wanna test the barrel for straightness and trajectory back inside lol

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