My New Years Resolution(s)

**Sarge** · 12-31-2007, 01:22 PM

Stop cussing so fucking much.
Cut down from 3 packs of Marlboro Lights to 2 packs per day.
Cut down on flipping folks off who dont know how to drive.
Cut Down on flooring Oprah and passing folks with them long tubes singing like a bitch and scaring the shit out of folks I pass on the highway while flipping em off. Need to cut down on that.
Stop banning trolls so quick. Not here..... on another forum I am on. But not here.
Have more patience with stupid mother fuckers.
Stop being so honest with folks in town. Like telling em their baby is ugly as hell. Telling them their kid is dumb as a brick and their car looks like a gaymobile. Gotta knock that shit off I guess. Or cut it down a tad...mebbe tell em I would prefer if their baby was covered up so I dont have to look at it or something nice.
Spend more time with Mama and less time tweaking/tuning/fucking with Oprah. No...fuck that...scratch that one.
Dont get so stoned/shitfaced at my High School reunion and laugh my ass off at all the fat over 50 year old chicks I used to fuck in the school parking lot when they were 16

I gotta knock that shit off....and not tell their fat ass husbands their wife could smoke a poll like no other in the early 70's.....gotta reduce that shit this year at our reunion....
Gotta quit peeing in the bitches well that has the land next to mine. Must have peed 42 gallons down her well head this year...that should do it...I noticed she had yella teeth the last time I saw here....my work there is done.
Gotta cut down on fucking with the ricers in town. No fuck that also...scratch that one.
Gotta run Ed.
Have more patience with drama queens here. No fuck that one also...scratch that.
Gotta quit doing burnouts in town when one of the 3 cops we got pulls up next to me. They called and ask I knock that shit off....so I gotta cut down on that as they tell me it makes em look bad when they dont chase me around the county and folks complained.....oh well.....
Gotta have a big ol Texas BBQ for all my LS1.COM buddies here at the ranch. Yup...gotta do that.....
Mama sez I gotta quit lifting weights so much cuz I'm too old and it will fuck up my bones. So I gotta tell Mama to STFU more often and learn to duck that first haymaker. Girl can lay your ass out with one punch. So gotta learn to miss that first roundhouse right she throws.....counter with a good solid left jab to the gut and run like hell.
Just trying to make myself a better individual for 2008.
Lets hear yours....

**bmyers** · 12-31-2007, 01:37 PM

**Stone** · 12-31-2007, 04:40 PM

Uhh......haha you look like Rodney Dangerfield and your funny like him too....your "Stone Approved"

**blue02Z** · 12-31-2007, 04:50 PM

i like it!! i will come to that race with Ed, my money is on Oprah, also you should def. hit up the BBQ, just make sure you invite me

my resolution to roast more pony and ricer ass...

**Stone** · 12-31-2007, 04:52 PM

Sarge the BBQ is a good idea....id come if you ever do that...if im not working that weekend

**blue02Z** · 12-31-2007, 04:55 PM

that would be cool as hell so we could meet each other!

damn we got off topic a lil

**Stone** · 12-31-2007, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by blue02Z

that would be cool as hell so we could meet each other!

damn we got off topic a lil

Yup....errr...uhhh.....mines lose 25lbs and sell my damn car!

**blue02Z** · 12-31-2007, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4

Yup....errr...uhhh.....mines lose 25lbs and sell my damn car!

yeah Stone i hear ya, i gonna start working out and exercising more

**310stanger** · 12-31-2007, 05:23 PM

tell your wife that the lifting of the weights is preventing the osteoporosis in your old age sarge lol

haha thats awesome, tell the husbands at high school reunions what whores they married lol hahaha

**Mr. Luos** · 12-31-2007, 05:26 PM

Get legal tags on Slowass.

Get Slowass into the 10's.

Back off the on fast food.

**310stanger** · 12-31-2007, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Get legal tags on Slowass.

Get Slowass into the 10's.

Back off the on fast food.

<<< eating a wendys double cheeseburger lol

**Mr. Luos** · 12-31-2007, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

<<< eating a wendys double cheeseburger lol

Had a 'Meat Me' calzone from Old Chicago tonight...

I have until the 2nd to get back to normal food.

Gotta drop a few pounds before the cruise in May.

**0rion** · 12-31-2007, 05:39 PM

I grilled hamburgers today.

Since I've been staying at home I'm packing on the weight.

I bet I've gained 20lbs in the last 4 months. I don't eat a lot, I just ain't doing shit all day. I'm gonna join a club after the first of the year I think.

**djvaly** · 12-31-2007, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Stop cussing so fucking much.
Have more patience with stupid mother fuckers.
Gotta run Ed.
Have more patience with drama queens here. No fuck that one also...scratch that.
Gotta have a big ol Texas BBQ for all my LS1.COM buddies here at the ranch. Yup...gotta do that.....
Just trying to make myself a better individual for 2008.
Lets hear yours....

I on 2008...
gotto start swearing a bit more around here, so fuck that, yes I have to

Ed?

hahahhah

go on troll hunting more often. border patrol

yes, do a Ranch party with Sarge and welcome Rich and TRAIN riders in Dallas, Ed you're coming... you have to...

post less, lurk more.

I'm watching you

video the "Ed and Sarge" race(s). Ed let's get the motor done man! I may get in 150shot in that 402 to celebrate the event too

and certainly hit that gym more often... slacking off online lately... yep...

that's all

**dlmeadows** · 12-31-2007, 06:44 PM

sleep less.
fuck more.

**pecha** · 12-31-2007, 07:05 PM

I think I'll just go with losing the weight, I'll say 70lbs

**red99ws6** · 12-31-2007, 07:32 PM

lose a little weight and beat on the car more

**SexOnWheels** · 01-01-2008, 11:37 AM

I do not see installing more stickers on Oprah?

Is she for sale?

**astyles** · 01-01-2008, 11:41 AM

do more of what makes me be me..........oh and win the lotto so i can live like a rockstar

**BULLET_WS6** · 01-01-2008, 11:43 AM

gain some weight(muscle)
up my grades
hook up with more chicks

oh yeah and get my cam installed that is lying around

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