My girlfriend just called me, crying.

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-20-2010, 02:56 PM

I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

**blackSS01** · 08-20-2010, 03:01 PM

Only one answer I can give at this point!

**BdAsBrd01** · 08-20-2010, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

What the fuck for? Make more sense here or I'll assume you're trolling.

**blackSS01** · 08-20-2010, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01

What the fuck for? Make more sense here or I'll assume you're trolling.

Thats what I thought

**tnthub** · 08-20-2010, 03:48 PM

Oh yea... What did you do wrong? You and your gal fooled around, so what?

**SiggyZ** · 08-20-2010, 04:05 PM

And here all this time I thought your g/f was the internet. Silly me.

**cammed goat** · 08-20-2010, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by SiggyZ

And here all this time I thought your g/f was the internet. Silly me.

**silverWS6** · 08-20-2010, 04:48 PM

I thought you didn't have a girlfriend

**SScott** · 08-20-2010, 05:17 PM

Your hand doesn't count as a gf and you don't have to wear a condom while jacking off.

**silverWS6** · 08-20-2010, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by SScott

Your hand doesn't count as a gf and you don't have to wear a condom while jacking off.

Its a lot cleaner if you wear one.

wait.

wut?

**0rion** · 08-20-2010, 05:38 PM

could I get this translated to English?

**BdAsBrd01** · 08-20-2010, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

could I get this translated to English?

Looked on www.freetranslation.com and didn't see troll as a language that can be translated

**0rion** · 08-20-2010, 06:19 PM

hmmmm......is this a GF thread with no picture of said GF???

SUMMARY: Thread ban

**SScott** · 08-20-2010, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

Its a lot cleaner if you wear one.

wait.

wut?

Ok condom optional,

**SteveCZ28** · 08-20-2010, 06:29 PM

i thought he had that GILF on WoW that was his gf.....that he got all butt hurt about??

**BdAsBrd01** · 08-20-2010, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by SteveCZ28

i thought he had that GILF on WoW that was his gf.....that he got all butt hurt about??

I thought the WoW gf was Lights?

**SteveCZ28** · 08-20-2010, 06:34 PM

hard telling lol

**blackSS01** · 08-20-2010, 06:48 PM

Wish I had the pic but Successful Troll was successful

I'm out!

**Z28Thunder** · 08-20-2010, 06:53 PM

Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Mox: [laughing]
Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It's nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don't know.
Charlie Tweeder: [looks into his jockstrap] The fuck is that?