My crack at a stupid story!

**blackSS01** · 08-21-2010, 09:42 PM

Every mutha fucker and they brother doing threads around this site about stories and shit! I figured my time

Enjoy!

It was a warm summer night and as I lay in bed, I hear the phone ring. I instinctively look to the caller id of the phone. A number appears that looks familiar but just can not be pin pointed. I answer the phone, a quick, "hello" is said from the other end. It then hit me like a brick wall......it was my EX GF calling. I answer back just as quickly as she said hello, "Make me a sammich!" The phone on the other end goes silent. As I lay back chuckling to myself, I slowly lower the phone back down as I hang up on her!

Cliffs: GF/Ex GF calls you should just hang up or get a sammich

**blackSS01** · 08-21-2010, 09:45 PM

Pics of said girl (Yes its a lie)

And NO! SleeperC5 didn't fuck her

**Blackbird WS6** · 08-21-2010, 09:48 PM

**Y2KPewterSS** · 08-21-2010, 09:51 PM

This is so bad, it wouldn't even be funny to thread ban you from it.

**blackSS01** · 08-21-2010, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

This is bad, its wouldn't even be funny to thread ban you from it.

Wasn't suppose to be the best written, just to educate the men of this board.

A: Woman shouldn't leave the kitchen
B: Don't answer your phone

I'm a genius

EDIT: And according to the LS1.com law, I provided a pic of said girl! If you catch me in the lie, which I already told you it was, then you can harass me on it

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-21-2010, 09:54 PM

I got a better one

once upon a time

fuk u

the end

**blackSS01** · 08-21-2010, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I got a better one

once upon a time

fuk u

the end

**Z28Thunder** · 08-21-2010, 09:56 PM

The law states it must be a picture of your real life gf.... Not what your right hand gets off on...

**Y2KPewterSS** · 08-21-2010, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Wasn't suppose to be the best written, just to educate the men of this board.

A: Woman shouldn't leave the kitchen
B: Don't answer your phone

I'm a genius

EDIT: And according to the LS1.com law, I provided a pic of said girl! If you catch me in the lie, which I already told you it was, then you can harass me on it

I was in such shock from your lie, that I even had poor grammar, had to go back and edit it

Couldn't you have lied about someone better than Megan Fuxalot

**blackSS01** · 08-21-2010, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

I was in such shock from your lie, that I even had poor grammar, had to go back and edit it

Couldn't you have lied about someone better than Megan Fuxalot

It was all I had easily accessible from my photobucket account. I didn't know how fast you mods would be on me from posting a story with an ex or gf and didn't provide pics. Usually your all on me like white on rice so I had to improvise

**Z28Thunder** · 08-21-2010, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

I was in such shock from your lie, that I even had poor grammar, had to go back and edit it

Couldn't you have lied about someone better than Megan Fuxalot

Since it is a lie... And he did not post a picture of the said GF that called.. Thread Ban????

**blackSS01** · 08-21-2010, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

Since it is a lie... And he did not post a picture of the said GF that called.. Thread Ban????

It was all a lie, you fuckers know I can't get a girl

**Blackbird WS6** · 08-21-2010, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

Megan Fuxalot

best part of this thread

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-21-2010, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

It was all a lie, you fuckers know I can't get a girl

I can.

*brocep flex*

haters gonna hate

**Z28Thunder** · 08-21-2010, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

It was all a lie, you fuckers know I can't get a girl

Bull you did post a comment about a Coyote Ugly chick you had.. You can get them.. Just not post worthy..

**blackSS01** · 08-21-2010, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

Bull you did post a comment about a Coyote Ugly chick you had.. You can get them.. Just not post worthy..

The law states if she is ugly, save all of LS1.com's eyes which I will do! I can get a pic of the ex, hold on a lil bit!

EDIT: Cum dumpster is not an EX, just a fuck buddy. Next pic will be of the ex!

**Y2KPewterSS** · 08-21-2010, 10:05 PM

This thread has improved in entertainment value somewhat

**blackSS01** · 08-21-2010, 10:10 PM

I never fail to entertain Y2K you know that! Now, one last time for Z28Thunder (Coyote thread was Cum dumpster) Below pic is of ex, scroll down for pic of ex!

Dated for 1 year, almost had a kid but she miscarriaged at 3 months! She has put on weight now and doesn't look this good (even tho she is hammered in pic)

**Z28Thunder** · 08-21-2010, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

This thread has improved in entertainment value somewhat

WE are glad you approve Y2K...

**Z28Thunder** · 08-21-2010, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Now, one last time for Z28Thunder Below pic is of ex, scroll down for pic of ex!

Dated for 1 year, almost had a kid but she miscarriaged at 3 months! She has put on weight now and doesn't look this good (even tho she is hammered in pic)

If you had posted that the first time. This thread would be done. But no you have to post a pic of Megan I screwed transformers.....