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    most humane way to kill a cat...

    hope this thread isnt against the rules but there's a cat outside my house that got hit by a car about an hour ago.. its guts are half out but its still alive and moving and i feel bad so i want to put it out of its misery.. what can i feed it to kill it?

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    Knife to throat

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    Quote Originally Posted by derrinx View Post
    hope this thread isnt against the rules but there's a cat outside my house that got hit by a car about an hour ago.. its guts are half out but its still alive and moving and i feel bad so i want to put it out of its misery.. what can i feed it to kill it?
    Antifreeze!!!!!! They love the sweet taste of anitfreeze. Should take him out within a min or two

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    Or the easy way with a .22 shot to the dome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    Knife to throat
    No, that is not as easy as you think it is.

    A shotgun is the easiest fastest way but I am guessing that this is not an option f or you?

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    Use a twelve guage if you can't get near it, baseball bat or pipe to the skull if you can.

    Do it now, put it out of it's misery. Would you want to die slowly with your guts hanging out of you?

    It's little feline spirit will thank you for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kennedy View Post
    Use a twelve guage if you can't get near it, baseball bat or pipe to the skull if you can.

    Do it now, put it out of it's misery. Would you want to die slowly with your guts hanging out of you?

    It's little feline spirit will thank you for it.
    Baseball bat or a pipe is not as easy as you think it is. These are tough animals and it takes a lot to put one down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9t8z28 View Post
    Baseball bat or a pipe is not as easy as you think it is. These are tough animals and it takes a lot to put one down.
    What, does this housecat have an adamantium skull or something?

    derrinx ---> <--- cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kennedy View Post
    What, does this housecat have an adamantium skull or something?

    derrinx ---> <--- cat

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    Believe it or not, I actually like cats. However the black humor potential in this thread is very strong...

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    Quote Originally Posted by derrinx View Post
    what can i feed it to kill it?
    It probably is not in the mood for a meal.

    However, feeding it around 180 grains of lead at a velocity of around 1800fps would likely do the trick.

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    think the best option for you is to get a trash bag or two and put the cat in it and tie it up. How bad is the cat, maybe take it to the vet or call animal controll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derrinx View Post
    hope this thread isnt against the rules but there's a cat outside my house that got hit by a car about an hour ago.. its guts are half out but its still alive and moving and i feel bad so i want to put it out of its misery.. what can i feed it to kill it?

    beating it to death would be more humane than taking the time to ask the people on the internet how to kill a cat

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    just run it over with the wheel of a car. quick and easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kennedy View Post
    What, does this housecat have an adamantium skull or something?

    derrinx ---> <--- cat
    I have been in the same situation once or twice so I know what it takes

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    just run it over with the wheel of a car. quick and easy
    Do it slow or you'll be scraping off half-digested mice from your wheel wells

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