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10-03-2007, 03:45 PM #1O U 8 1 2
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most functional english word... hehe...
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
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10-03-2007, 03:49 PM #2wheelin' and dealin'
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Spaz knows his shit
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10-03-2007, 03:55 PM #3O U 8 1 2
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well shit... i thought it was a shitty post... but it's turning out to be the shit...
Originally Posted by BlueBomber
Spaz knows his shit
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10-03-2007, 04:14 PM #4Rice Killa
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Dude thats the shit
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10-03-2007, 04:19 PM #5I went to Playboy Mansion
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Great Thread!
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10-03-2007, 04:21 PM #6Senior Member
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.......um.....is there where i say shit?..........
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10-03-2007, 06:21 PM #7Giant Dicks Car Club
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that's some good 'ol shit right there. Like i said, its old shit, but its good shit!
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10-03-2007, 06:49 PM #8I'm with him \l/
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ive heard this same thing about the word fuck
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10-03-2007, 07:05 PM #9Veteran
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fuck is better all around word IMO.... I mean shit, come on, "fuck" is the fucking shit! Originally Posted by bmyers
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10-03-2007, 07:14 PM #10Senior Member
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shit
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10-03-2007, 07:25 PM #11Member
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The most powerful shit in the world
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10-03-2007, 08:05 PM #12O U 8 1 2
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Originally Posted by bmyers
not true... you can't throw a fuck... unless it's a little shit...
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10-03-2007, 08:37 PM #13SCPO - Retired
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I would say Bull Shit! But I have heard that SHIT is the word.
ANd I alwasy thought that SHIT just stunk.
Even if someone knows their SHIT, it is a fine line...
Someone Knowing their SHIT or Someone knows SHIT.
One thing is for sure, this thread is FULL OF SHIT!
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10-03-2007, 09:18 PM #14Senior Member
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funny shit
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10-03-2007, 10:16 PM #15M6 King
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Best shit I've heard for awhile!
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10-04-2007, 05:01 AM #16O U 8 1 2
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that is a lot of shit to take in at one time... Originally Posted by joerockhead
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10-04-2007, 05:15 AM #17Senior Member
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Thanks for quoting George Carlin......
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10-04-2007, 05:21 AM #18O U 8 1 2
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Originally Posted by SleeperC5
Thanks for quoting George Carlin......
no crap... it was sent to me in an e-mail... i forgot about it... so i posted it of every one you shit head...
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10-04-2007, 10:38 AM #19Senior Member
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Ooooo so sensative....... Originally Posted by Spaz
no crap... it was sent to me in an e-mail... i forgot about it... so i posted it of every one you shit head...
Catch you later "shit-for-brains".....
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10-04-2007, 10:43 AM #20O U 8 1 2
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Originally Posted by SleeperC5
Ooooo so sensative.......
Catch you later "shit-for-brains".....
smells like shit... ooo hi sleeper... i thought you were around... 
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