This morning...

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-09-2009, 01:38 PM

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marsha's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-09-2009, 01:41 PM

In B4:
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left wingers
no-carers
crazies
inb4lock
mr political systems expert
thread derail
mods

**hamburger68** · 08-09-2009, 01:43 PM

pretty brilliant!

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 08-09-2009, 01:56 PM

Hmmmmmm...

**snaggeltooth** · 08-09-2009, 02:01 PM

**KahanaReef** · 08-09-2009, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by snaggeltooth

It's true

**korndawg** · 08-09-2009, 03:14 PM

Copy and paste?

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.g...de22e?lnk=raot

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-09-2009, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by korndawg

Copy and paste?

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.g...de22e?lnk=raot

That sent me to a sign in page. I didn't get it from a google group.

But what on the internet isn't a repost, amirite?

**korndawg** · 08-09-2009, 03:34 PM

I was just saying. I knew i had heard that b4 so I looked into it is all.

**KahanaReef** · 08-09-2009, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by korndawg

I was just saying. I knew i had heard that b4 so I looked into it is all.

Me too. But, I didn't feel like going and searching for it

**1MileCrash** · 08-09-2009, 05:19 PM

i've always kinda liked things like these. it puts it into perspective.

**I.B. Pimpin** · 08-09-2009, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marsha's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

Real ralk

**Grimpala** · 08-10-2009, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marsha's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

How are those bailouts working out, how is Social Security doing, how much pork is in the latest bill in Congress, how do those taxes you/we pay every year which are then given to those 'less fortunate' than you(who by the way have done nothing to EARN them) make you feel, how bout those 3 new G5's that congress just appropriated for their use while Rick Wagoner gets chastised for flying in one that his company bought with the money they earned legitimately not stole from the tax payers? I could go on all day.

Look at both sides, not just the one that makes your agenda look good.

**Smittro** · 08-10-2009, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by Grimpala

How are those bailouts working out, how is Social Security doing, how much pork is in the latest bill in Congress, how do those taxes you/we pay every year which are then given to those 'less fortunate' than you(who by the way have done nothing to EARN them) make you feel, how bout those 3 new G5's that congress just appropriated for their use while Rick Wagoner gets chastised for flying in one that his company bought with the money they earned legitimately not stole from the tax payers? I could go on all day.

Look at both sides, not just the one that makes your agenda look good.

AGREE!!

**LSCyaL8R** · 08-10-2009, 08:26 AM

You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that, my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

**Spaz** · 08-10-2009, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Grimpala

How are those bailouts working out, how is Social Security doing, how much pork is in the latest bill in Congress, how do those taxes you/we pay every year which are then given to those 'less fortunate' than you(who by the way have done nothing to EARN them) make you feel, how bout those 3 new G5's that congress just appropriated for their use while Rick Wagoner gets chastised for flying in one that his company bought with the money they earned legitimately not stole from the tax payers? I could go on all day.

Look at both sides, not just the one that makes your agenda look good.

Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R

You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that, my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

**Smittro** · 08-10-2009, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R

You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that, my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

x3!