more reasons why I hate cats

**Modulistic** · 03-15-2007, 02:21 PM

from time to time I post interesting stories and facts that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that all cats must die. Here is the latest segment in the enthralling series.

(I once got banned from ls1.com for anti-cat propaganda)

Cats Invade Neb. House, 3 Injured

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. (AP) - Two stray cats got into a house and attacked three people inside, then were euthanized and checked for rabies, authorities said.

The cats entered Melissa Breva's house through an open front door on Monday, and attacked two women visitors and a boy, authorities said.
"I thought I had seen it all, but I have never seen anything like this," Chief of Police Martin Gutschenritter said.
Animal control officer John Pettit responded to a call for help, Gutschenritter said.
One woman was scratched and bitten on her legs; the other woman was bitten on her right calf, authorities said.
After talking to them, Pettit went to his truck for snares, then heard screaming from inside the house.
"When he ran back, he saw a young male with blood over his face," Gutschenritter said. "He was bitten on his forehead, nose, left ear and right cheek."
After some first aid from Pettit, the three were taken to Great Plains Regional Medical Center.
When investigator John Stadler arrived and opened the bedroom door, "he saw a gray and white cat baring its teeth in attack mode," Gutschenritter said. "He shut the bedroom door and returned to his car for a dart gun."
Both cats were shot, tranquilized and taken to the animal shelter, where they were euthanized.
The bodies were sent to Lincoln for rabies checks, Gutschenritter said.
Authorities want to find out who owned the cats. Under a city ordinance, cats may run free if they don't become nuisances.

**Dax** · 03-15-2007, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

from time to time I post interesting stories and facts that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that all cats must die. Here is the latest segment in the enthralling series.

(I once got banned from ls1.com for anti-cat propaganda)

Better start locking your doors, in case a pair of stray cats comes around to rend you limb from limb. They'll be followed closely by a pair of Masonic assassins.

**Modulistic** · 03-15-2007, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by Dax

Better start locking your doors, in case a pair of stray cats comes around to rend you limb from limb. They'll be followed closely by a pair of Masonic assassins.

i have taken shits that were funnier than you... they were shaped like a chicken leg. (drumstick)

**eddierox** · 03-15-2007, 02:30 PM

actually my cat has been a new addition to the household.
he was just some cat that strolled into the house one day 6 months ago and made himself at home and decided to stick around.

he has some alley cat in him so he's pretty much self sustained and comes with little maintenance.

since we have had an early spring here, lately he's taken to spraying so I've been knocking his azz across the room after rubbing his nose in it.

he's been staying out late and not coming home lately and now there's a female cat that's been hanging around and I suspect some hanky panky.

**SSwt00SS** · 03-15-2007, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

from time to time I post interesting stories and facts that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that all cats must die. Here is the latest segment in the enthralling series.

(I once got banned from ls1.com for anti-cat propaganda)

best be wise to stay away from all forms of pussy then, Mod. for you own good...

**eddierox** · 03-15-2007, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

i have taken shits that were funnier than you... they were shaped like a chicken leg. (drumstick)

Nice going ... 2 funny stories for the price of one ...

**Dax** · 03-15-2007, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Modulistic

i have taken shits that were funnier than you... they were shaped like a chicken leg. (drumstick)

Do yourself a favor- rent Stephen King's Sleepwalkers. Great movie for those who hate cats and want to see their comeuppance. There's even an fbody in it.

**Spaz** · 03-15-2007, 02:37 PM

i like cats...

**Spaz** · 03-15-2007, 02:39 PM

Cats-->

<--Mods...

**Modulistic** · 03-15-2007, 02:43 PM

nah dont get me wrong, I pet them and tolerate them and shit, I dont kill them and shit.

Its not so much that I want them to die, its just that I dont want them to be alive....anymore.

**Modulistic** · 03-15-2007, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by SSwt00SS

best be wise to stay away from all forms of pussy then, Mod. for you own good...

lol. Its damn hard when the pussy beats down your door and attacks you.

**my5thNewUsernameHere** · 03-15-2007, 03:23 PM

I love cats...The Szechuan chef up the street from me does wonders with the strays!

**Kmcrlyn** · 03-15-2007, 03:33 PM

*floppy*

**Camaro2fast4u** · 03-15-2007, 03:37 PM

Cats...the French of the animal world.

**Secret Formula** · 03-15-2007, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by my5thNewUsernameHere

I love cats...The Szechuan chef up the street from me does wonders with the strays!

**third_shift|studios** · 03-15-2007, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Camaro2fast4u

Cats...the French of the animal world.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA

**Kmcrlyn** · 03-15-2007, 03:46 PM

I gotta say - i'm not a "cat person"... all the cats Ive known thought they were royalty. especially those russian blues. this is the face of a cat who thinks its shit smells like daisies.

Look at him... you know hes thinking "Feed me, peasant" or "Rub me, peasant".