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    More proof women can't drive!!!

    I was sitting at the red light in my Corvette... When to my right a little green Miata runs the light. Then I look up this lifted Ford F-150 runs over the hood and slams into the light pole. Looked liked it would have role over, but didn't. Maybe the light pole helped. None the less, light turn green cop that was sitting in the gas station comes as fast as he could. I drive by and look over, she's on her phone holding her dog...

    Moral of the story, women can't drive... Well most of them.

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    What I do? SHines-IT's Avatar
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    I was trying to get my phone, but could not find it... Was under my seat when I got home, wanted to try so hard to get a pic, but could not sit at the light either.

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    what you missed was the fact that she wasn't driving.......

























    The dog was

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    And this is a Repost, but still funny

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHY1qKLLws[/ame]

    But with all that said, my wife is a terrific driver.

    However, apparently only when I am not in the car with her.

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    What I do? SHines-IT's Avatar
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    I like the end of that video, lol.

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    Whenever I drive, I make sure I keep my distance from any other drivers. In my opinion, women should have their dogs belted in the back seat. I NEVER understood WHY women HAVE TO have their dogs in their laps while driving...oh wait...that would be like...oh...MAKING CELLPHONE USE ILLEGAL WHILE DRIVING. Too many damn loopholes if ya ask me.

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    Great video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cammed goat View Post
    Whenever I drive, I make sure I keep my distance from any other drivers. In my opinion, women should have their dogs belted in the back seat. I NEVER understood WHY women HAVE TO have their dogs in their laps while driving...oh wait...that would be like...oh...MAKING CELLPHONE USE ILLEGAL WHILE DRIVING. Too many damn loopholes if ya ask me.
    I used to drive with my dog up front He'd just chill out and lay down though in the passenger seat

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    I used to drive with my dog up front He'd just chill out and lay down though in the passenger seat
    Yep... Never in my damn lap, lol. But I would also bet she had starbucks also, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cammed goat View Post
    Whenever I drive, I make sure I keep my distance from any other drivers. In my opinion, women should have their dogs belted in the back seat. I NEVER understood WHY women HAVE TO have their dogs in their laps while driving...oh wait...that would be like...oh...MAKING CELLPHONE USE ILLEGAL WHILE DRIVING. Too many damn loopholes if ya ask me.
    Gotta show off their teacup [insert breed] whatever to show they're just as hip as Paris Hilton.

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    wait... you drive a miata???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    wait... you drive a miata???
    No, but I do like them... Love them with LSx motors, I want to build one someday...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    No, but I do like them... Love them with LSx motors, I want to build one someday...
    i'll take that 5.0 swap like Stacey David did, smaller externally and less of a bastard (Mazda=fomoco)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    i'll take that 5.0 swap like Stacey David did, smaller externally and less of a bastard (Mazda=fomoco)
    I never looked into the Ford swap, I just know there's a fairly simple bolt in kit. Pretty much everything you need, but brakes and beef up suspension. Even comes with a beefier IRS system.

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    not the one he did, had to cut up the tub and shit, weld in parts etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    I was sitting at the red light in my Corvette... When to my right a little green Miata runs the light. Then I look up this lifted Ford F-150 runs over the hood and slams into the light pole. Looked liked it would have role over, but didn't. Maybe the light pole helped. None the less, light turn green cop that was sitting in the gas station comes as fast as he could. I drive by and look over, she's on her phone holding her dog...

    Moral of the story, women can't drive... Well most of them.
    haha wow.. i dont want to sound like an uncompassionate bitch, but she had it coming!!


    Im the first to say women cant drive.. they cant!

    except for me and probably most of the women on this forum... You gotta understand your car (and surroundings) to be able to drive a car well.


    No texting while driving, no phone fun, no DOGS, no flippin music everywhere... i mean common, people wreck enough with out all those ridiculous distractions.... no need to raise the probability any more... none the less its a women driving... most women are self absorbed idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by cammed goat View Post
    Whenever I drive, I make sure I keep my distance from any other drivers. In my opinion, women should have their dogs belted in the back seat. I NEVER understood WHY women HAVE TO have their dogs in their laps while driving...oh wait...that would be like...oh...MAKING CELLPHONE USE ILLEGAL WHILE DRIVING. Too many damn loopholes if ya ask me.
    my dogs are way too damn big to even fit in the front seat of my car... well they dont fit in any seat of my car....


    but yeah, women =

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    Im the first to say women cant drive.. they cant!

    except for me and probably most of the women on this forum
    i'm sure all other women say the same thing. I've only ever met 1 that has actually said she's a terrible driver. Every other girl I know swears that they are fantastic drivers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    haha wow.. i dont want to sound like an uncompassionate bitch, but she had it coming!!


    Im the first to say women cant drive.. they cant!
    Who lets them out of the kitchen anyways?

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