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    monkeys are bad mmmmkay.....

    anyone see that lady the monkey did the number on? Man, that thing tore her ass up.
    monkey business

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    I watched Oprah's interview. I was eating dinner at the time and when the lady lifted her veil, I didn't feel quite as hungry.


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    Someone want to post the picture for us (me) lazy fucks that are much too busy doing nothing else to look it up....

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    11 years of bangin gears cammed goat's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Someone want to post the picture for us (me) lazy fucks that are much too busy doing nothing else to look it up....
    Luos...DON'T. Light-hearted description:

    No eyes, looks like eyelids were sewn shut.
    Large, bulbous mass over where eyes, nose and upper lip used to be.
    Very little opening for mouth.
    Has trach tube in throat.

    Trust me, you DO NOT want to see it in real life.

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    Don't fuck with the monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cammed goat View Post
    Luos...DON'T. Light-hearted description:

    No eyes, looks like eyelids were sewn shut.
    Large, bulbous mass over where eyes, nose and upper lip used to be.
    Very little opening for mouth.
    Has trach tube in throat.

    Trust me, you DO NOT want to see it in real life.

    She is torrrrn up! missing fingers on one hand, missing hand on the other arm. Holy jeebus!!!!! What a mess.

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    Wish Mr. Monkey would go after Oprah's fat ass.

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    Saw her on t.v. very sad and also gross at the same time. Scared the shit out of me when they showed her on the interview.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Wish Mr. Monkey would go after Oprah's fat ass.
    It's all in Africa.

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    Grand Imperial Wizard Sarge's Avatar
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    I just left a voice mail for Mr. Monkey....
    "Hi Mr. Monkey it's me Oprah....I'll kick your ass you homo monkey mother fucker...."
    See what happens....
    Also left one for Orion....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Wish Mr. Monkey would go after Oprah's fat ass.
    she's out of his weight division...Oprah eats monkeys as appetizers.

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    yeah i saw this.. its awful...

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    is she single??? she can't feel my face to know that i'm ugly... she can't see me... i wonder how much money she got???

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    she's out of his weight division...Oprah eats monkeys as appetizers.
    king kong runs from oprah...

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    A 200lbs chimp is about four times as strong as a human male of the same weight.

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    Wait, Oprah is fat again? Bitch needs to make up her mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    is she single??? she can't feel my face to know that i'm ugly... she can't see me... i wonder how much money she got???
    Ever stick in a trach tube?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Wait, Oprah is fat again? Bitch needs to make up her mind.
    this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Wish Mr. Monkey would go after Oprah's fat ass.
    is the goat giving you problems?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    A 200lbs chimp is about four times as strong as a human male of the same weight.
    they had a show about this on nat geo channel i think they said 7 times stronger and they killed that monkey........it was a trip seeing how it lived

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