mod/member bashing

[cuervo25_1]

Ok FOR FUN ONLY no real life BS drama. just fun filled bashing like Sarge VS Orion TAP VS Spaz type stuff. This will keep everything or should under one thread which should make this an epic thread.


If I ever became pres this is what I would do


Orion would be in charge of household goods, meaning he will regulate everything from cookware all the way to appliances. It only makes perfect sense because he wears an apron and posibly a french maid outfit while he does all the normal " homemaker" work. He would also be the head housekeeper in the White House.


Sarge would be in charge of the AARP,Depends undergarments,the ATF, and defense. We just have to remember to give him Ginko everyday so he don't forget what he is doing.


Spaz will definatly NOT be in charge of titties and beer (otherwords alcohol and womens affairs) he will hog them all to himself. I would actually conceder locking him up in a padded room ,in a straight jacket, and chained up. One severly ADHD person running the country is enough we don't need 2 and have world destruction.


Tap would be over something like antiques....no I don't mean Sarge either, I mean furniture and such. One thing is for sure she wouldn't be over poison control. She would eat Lye soap to wash her mouth out after "eating" antifreeze

Tep would be in charge of womens self reliance. That way all woman can leave us guys alone while we are fapping, watcing a game or whatever and do whatever they want us to do themselves

Jewel will be in charge over womans fitness,especially the shape of their legs. That is self explanitory.

Cammed.... oh Lord he is gonna kill me for this but here goes. He will have to learn every language,and custom in the world. Seeing that he is so mixed he can probably pick up on everything easily. He is also in charge of Immigration and secretary of state.

At lastly for now my wife will be appointed as VP, Director of education and dance. after all it takes a hell of a woman to be able to teach extremely mentaly ill,or handicapped kids all day then come home to deal with a husband with severe ADHD, and a son with severe ADHD and other issues. Besides someone needs to be in charge over me to make damn sure the power don't make me do something crazy like resign and turn the country over to spaz. Besides the fact she rules the roost with a rolling pin and cast iron skillit anyway.

see guys I even went after myself, just keep it fun don't get too out of hand.

[67CamaroRSSS]

I think I should be in charge of the DEA. That way I get all the best chronic...

[FasstChevys]

I would like to be a groom's man in Spaz & TAP's wedding when they renew their vows for the third time

[Spaz]

Cammed.... oh Lord he is gonna kill me for this but here goes. He will have to learn every language,and custom in the world. Seeing that he is so mixed he can probably pick up on everything easily. He is also in charge of Immigration and secretary of state.

[Spaz]

I would like to be a groom's man in Spaz & TAP's wedding when they renew their vows for the third time

why would you curse me like that!?!

[FasstChevys]

why would you curse me like that!?!

well - you don't know what I had planned for the honeymoon

[cuervo25_1]

I think I should be in charge of the DEA. That way I get all the best chronic...

nope DEA will be booted, waste of taxes. The war on drugs is costing a fortune and will never be won. let the dumbasses OD and we just chuck them in a furnace......Hey you want that job? you can spread their ashes over the mary jane fields you will be in charge of.

[cuervo25_1]

I would like to be a groom's man in Spaz & TAP's wedding when they renew their vows for the third time

Dude that is cruel and unusual punishment, we can't have that. Dang Spaz is just a little crazy not a psychopath.

[third_shift|studios]

i'm making a gay/short joke at myself: Gays come out of the closet, tss came out of the cabinet.

[tep98ws6]

I keep bitches in line

[cuervo25_1]

i'm making a gay/short joke at myself: Gays come out of the closet, tss came out of the cabinet.

hey that would be a good job for you. You can be hired for Gay, little , and bald peoples rights

[cuervo25_1]

I keep bitches in line

Yea my wife has the hardest job, she has to keep me in line

[Modulistic]

Id ban everyone and kinda tool around ls1 by myself.

IB4 whichever moderator it was that took me seriously and actually thought I wanted to be a moderator.

[JHayesLS1]

I'd like to be in charge of destroying any member who goes out of his way to be like elvis and post gay photos of himself.

[cammed goat]

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[67CamaroRSSS]

Ok, give me the DOJ then. I'll make pot legal and GROW my own chronic...

And I agree on the DEA being a waste of the taxpayers $$$...

[cammed goat]

Hell, I would save Pontiac and bring back Oldsmobile. There would be a Gen-5 Firebird line, new GTO and a new 442/Hurst Olds.

[cuervo25_1]

Hell, I would save Pontiac and bring back Oldsmobile. There would be a Gen-5 Firebird line and a new 442/Hurst Olds.

No you wouldn't, you will be too busy with immigration and such However as a favor I will kinda do it for you. The Monte carlo, olds 442, firebird and GTO will all be back as rear wheel drives and retro looking. Ford will be shut down.

[cammed goat]

No you wouldn't, you will be too busy with immigration and such However as a favor I will kinda do it for you. The Monte carlo, olds 442, firebird and GTO will all be back as rear wheel drives and retro looking. Ford will be shut down.

[0rion]

if I were a mod the first thing I would do is ban people from threads that start dumb ass threads......oh wait..... I am a mod.