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08-20-2008, 09:34 AM #1Slow'er'Ass
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Red Tint Jewelcoat- 2008 Trailblazer SS
Might run the 1/4 mile in Slowass
This afternoon Dan and I are heading down to the track. Undecided if I will race since the track temps will be over 100 degrees when the gates open.
Pics and video to follow (more than likely tomorrow).
I need suggestions for weight reduction though.
I already shaved my balls.
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08-20-2008, 09:46 AM #2Adios and vaya con dios
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Victory Red- 2002 Corvette Z06
take a dump in the staging lanes
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08-20-2008, 09:49 AM #3Slow'er'Ass
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Red Tint Jewelcoat- 2008 Trailblazer SS
Just got out of the bathroom.
Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!
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08-20-2008, 09:55 AM #4O U 8 1 2
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[]D [] []V[] []D- 1999 trans am
Originally Posted by Mr. Luos
Just got out of the bathroom.
smoosh it back in???
run slow ass!!! forget about the temps...
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08-20-2008, 10:01 AM #5Senior Member
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Black- 2001 Trans Am (sold)
!spare tire and jack, front sway bar, passenger seat and back seats, floor mats and the trunk divider thingy. Good amount of weight there. Good luck. Remember, launch that thing at 6,000+.
Last edited by INMY01TA; 08-20-2008 at 10:12 AM.
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08-20-2008, 10:14 AM #6O U 8 1 2
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[]D [] []V[] []D- 1999 trans am
remove the washer fluid and container, wiper blades and motor, power antena motor, stereo, speakers, amp, dash board, console, door panels, wrap around the steering wheel, carpeting, drain the oil, trans, brake and power steering fluid, ac, acid from inside the battery, shave the slicks, jerk off 10x, run 5 miles, throw up, and you should be set...
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08-20-2008, 10:17 AM #7member since may 2000
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black- 2000 nhra edition formula
my e.t will still
yours 
2000 nhra edition formula
a few bolt ons, 379 rwhp
11.96 @113.25
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08-20-2008, 10:24 AM #8Senior Member
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Black- 2001 Trans Am (sold)
Get a haircut too. Lol
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08-20-2008, 10:35 AM #9Senior Member
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Black- 2000 Trans Am WS6
dont forget to shave your ass as well
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08-20-2008, 10:53 AM #10O U 8 1 2
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[]D [] []V[] []D- 1999 trans am
pull out your teeth, finger nails, toe nails...
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08-20-2008, 11:19 AM #11Yo Da Lin The Valley.....
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Dan has a car that runs?..
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08-20-2008, 11:59 AM #12Epic Fail: 12mpg 3.4
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Green- 94 Camaro 3.4
Shit man, lose the hood. And the passenger door, you dont need it. And the hatch. You have Ttops? Ditch 'em. Heck, get rid of the rear bumper too, you wont need it at the track. Or your front fenders.
Thats a good start... hit me up when you are ready for some seriously hardcore weight reduction ideas. All you need is a sawzall.......
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08-20-2008, 12:08 PM #13Moderator
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2016 Silverado Z71- 1999 Camaro SS #1437
You ever see the movie Blacktop Highway? google search it, it's from the 70's
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08-20-2008, 01:08 PM #14Slower Than a 3rd Gen
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Mystic Teal- 99 Trans Am & 01 CBR 929
get rid of the iron block
rotate your tires, burn 12 pounds of rubber off them. Stick them back up front. that amount of weight is the deciding factor in a 10 and 9 second pass.
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08-20-2008, 01:11 PM #15Senior Member
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Black- 2001 Trans Am (sold)
If you had an auto you could cut off your left leg but your gonna need it I believe.
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08-20-2008, 01:13 PM #16Slower Than a 3rd Gen
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Mystic Teal- 99 Trans Am & 01 CBR 929
hahahaahhahahah, i am goign to use that.. i know its gunna hurt but i guess if im serious about racing i gotta do it right? Originally Posted by INMY01TA
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08-20-2008, 02:39 PM #17I'm out there so hide!!!!
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Black & Brilliant Silver- 1999&1997 SL600 6.0 V12's
shave your carpet. Not talking about balls you already did that. Lil thing's like the passenger door. Turn signal bar thats easy to remove just rip off, and done.
Every little bit counts.
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08-20-2008, 03:09 PM #18Veteran
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Black- 1999 TA WS.6
More than likely?YOU SCARED OF DANS?? Originally Posted by Mr. Luos
RUN THE TA. VIDEO. VIDEO . VIDEO.
You stop that right now. Originally Posted by juiced99ws6
get rid of the iron block
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Holy shit, I seriously Originally Posted by INMY01TA
at that.
That is fucking great. Its going in the memory bank for responses in the future for sure!
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08-20-2008, 03:15 PM #19The Anti-Rice
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Black- 2000 Camaro SS Coupe M6
let the air outta your tires......
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08-20-2008, 03:20 PM #20down in it
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white- 90 Mustang 5.0
Dan's new combo is fuckin insane from what Curtis was saying man lol Lots of guys should be afraid of that car lol Originally Posted by Hi-Po
More than likely?YOU SCARED OF DANS?? RUN THE TA. VIDEO. VIDEO . VIDEO.
You stop that right now.
Holy shit, I seriously at that.
That is fucking great. Its going in the memory bank for responses in the future for sure!
Dans a cheater though he has a supercharger.........
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