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    might go to a night club for the first time

    my friend and his girlfriend invited me to go with them to a night cub tomorrow night. not sure what to expect and im not much of a dancer either. how was your first night club experience?

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    Here is what will happen:

    You will see a chick you think is attractive, so you waste money buying her drinks hoping to get some action, but still go home to your hand, with less money in your account.

    True story

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    Another typical occurrence, hot girls will flirt with you and lead you to believe you are getting something in return for your investment(buying them drinks) but in reality, you are just teased and used for the night.


    Also, true story.

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    Final scenario,

    Chicks will lie to you about being involved to get you to buy them drinks, when in reality, they are already involved with another man or even married.


    And yes, you guessed it, also, true story.

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    i couldnt buy anything if i wanted to so thats out the window being under 21 has its advantages haha

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    Just watch this video and do exactly as this guy does

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M[/ame]

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    The only tip that I have for you is this... walk in, meet a chick, make a comment to strike up a convo and before you walk out together, try to cop a feel and make sure there's no dong hiding behind that thong Makes for an awkward situation when going home to a private quiet setting at the end of the night

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    haha but forreal like other than girls trying to bum drinks what else should i expect? tips?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMasterCraft View Post
    The only tip that I have for you is this... walk in, meet a chick, make a comment to strike up a convo and before you walk out together, try to cop a feel and make sure there's no dong hiding behind that thong Makes for an awkward situation when going home to a private quiet setting at the end of the night
    man if that happened to mei would be in jail. enough said

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    Quote Originally Posted by fbod91 View Post
    my friend and his girlfriend invited me to go with them to a night cub tomorrow night. not sure what to expect and im not much of a dancer either. how was your first night club experience?
    Haven't been to one

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    what you can expect!!

    loud music=also no matter what kind of club you go to gonna hear the same songs over and over

    regulars= watchout for these people

    bartenders= dont even try to get with these women until you have been there a few times

    dance= just have a good time women will come to you later on in the night if your not a tard

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    Perfect analogy, its like going to a pond fishing for large mouth bass.

    Large mouth bass=the chicks

    Pond=club

    Fishing rod=your penis

    Bait/lure= beer/money

    Everyone can piece together the rest of the saga

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    First off, clubs are gay. I go to bars.

    It's always a good idea to drink 3-4 beers before going out to a bar. That way you already have a nice little buzz beforehand and you don't piss away as much money on drinks once you are there.

    This is just my philosophy.




    PS- I've also heard that the drunker you get, the better you think you can dance.

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    If you can't dance just get tanked first...then go out and dry hump some chic on the dance floor. Sounds dumb but it's got me laid a few times.

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    What kinda clubs you guys going to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    What kinda clubs you guys going to?
    Not the type you go to

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    Quote Originally Posted by infantryws6 View Post
    Not the type you go to
    Oh, ok.

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    Well what ever club I go to, the yellow Corvette is the best side kick ever (One place it has over the old Trans Am)...

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    wut, at the man hole?

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    BTW, order condoms online... It's cheaper, about to order some online if I can find a site I trust.

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