Merry Christmas Ricers

**KING Z28 HAWK** · 12-20-2010, 03:04 AM

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at a street light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in our sight,
I will try, I will try,
with this modified motor,
To beat this Trans Am, with its 383 stoker,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Trans Am erupts in a cloud of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four V-tech pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that LS1 gets traction,
I now hear the roar, of that Brutal beast gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," He says in a fling,
"You may not win any," In that silly toy thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
Some new spark plugs and a spoiler will do me just right.

**ls1camino** · 12-20-2010, 04:18 AM

**jetaws6** · 12-20-2010, 05:23 AM

the vtech pistons got me lol

**Blackbird WS6** · 12-20-2010, 10:56 AM

hmmmm i wonder where you got that from?!?!?!

**tep98ws6** · 12-20-2010, 02:16 PM

nice

**blackSS01** · 12-20-2010, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at a street light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in our sight,
I will try, I will try,
with this modified motor,
To beat this Trans Am, with its 383 stoker,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Trans Am erupts in a cloud of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four V-tech pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that LS1 gets traction,
I now hear the roar, of that Brutal beast gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," He says in a fling,
"You may not win any," In that silly toy thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
Some new spark plugs and a spoiler will do me just right.

I actually laughed out loud to this

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