Men vs Women at the ATM

[SMWS6TA]

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM

MALES:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALES:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up..
6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside..
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone..
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release parking brake.

[ls1camino]

Sounds like my mother.

[ibanez7]

my mistake...

was thinking wrong ATM.....

[c5z28]

A few of those brought up some memories

[ss~zoso~ss]

lol, love the last step

[67CamaroRSSS]

my mistake...

was thinking wrong ATM.....

You have a naughty mind...

I LIKE it!

[Spaz]

my mistake...

was thinking wrong ATM.....

[pajeff02]

ATM? Hmmmm. Guess I'll have to Google that.

[Aetos]

ATM? Hmmmm. Guess I'll have to Google that.

A*s To M**th

Fill it in

[pajeff02]

[Aetos]

I guess it's true, sometimes ignorance is bliss.

[ibanez7]

A*s To M**th

Fill it in

[transamprincess98]

[transamprincess98]

Poor Jeff!

[ls1camino]

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[pajeff02]

I can't be the only one on here that does not know what "ATM" meant.

[The Manalishi]

I can't be the only one on here that does not know what "ATM" meant.

It appears that way. I wouldn't of automatically associated it with the joke though.

[Smittro]

Last thing I'd ever want is a chick whom has had shit in her mouth for fun...

TicTac anyone..?!

[The Manalishi]

Last thing I'd ever want is a chick whom has had shit in her mouth for fun...

TicTac anyone..?!

I don't think a Tic Tac would fix it.