Me getting a MRI today = Major Claustrophobia

[Speedy_Gonzales]

Been have some bad ear problems so I go for a MRI today. I asked before I went if it was an open MRI. They said yes, so I thought piece of cake. Wrong ! After 30 minutes in it I told them to get me out. Heck I went to sleep for 15 minutes of it but got to where I couldnt even breathe. I had one 20 years ago in the ones that were worse than a coffin and was ok. This one was open but one part of it was mounted right on my face. Took a little break tryed to go back in but couldnt breathe. Man I was so pissed off. I never quit @ anything. I play sports with all kinds of pain but cant make it through a MRI. Thats sad. I go back this Friday with a friend to help me. Valium

[Mr. Luos]

Try three lortabs.


I didn't mind the MRI machine.
Click, click, click..........click, click.........click

[GTP231]

Leave your binoculars at home then

[Speedy_Gonzales]

Try three lortabs.


I didn't mind the MRI machine.
Click, click, click..........click, click.........click

I dont have a clue why it happened. Pisses me off. O well guess I am just getting old.

[Nhra Firebird]

would it help if they painted it red?

[Speedy_Gonzales]

would it help if they painted it red?

you fucker ...............I will see if they will paint it, I would feel at home then

[Speedy_Gonzales]

Leave your binoculars at home then

cant do that because in their office was this hottie girl yummy yummy............ Hey on a good note I get to see her again Friday

[Nhra Firebird]

you fucker ...............I will see if they will paint it, I would feel at home then

maybe they will give you some red finger paint and you can go to town in the mri. keep your mind off things. lol

[Mr. Luos]

guess I am just getting old.

It happens.


To 99.9% of us.
Not spaz though. He is apparently immortal.

[Nhra Firebird]

It happens.


To 99.9% of us.
Not spaz though. He is apparently immortal.

he just washed up dead in new york

[Mr. Luos]

he just washed up dead in new york

Well what the fuck?

[0rion]

were they able to get enough of the MRI data to determine that you in fact don't have a spine?

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

He said you're a wussie

[Y2KPewterSS]

Leave your binoculars at home then

would it help if they painted it red?

were they able to get enough of the MRI data to determine that you in fact don't have a spine?

I think all the comedy for this topic has been covered, no need for me to add any more smartass comments

[0rion]

all the nurses laughed at you after you left. Then they all went home and told their husbands about the chicken shit that was in the office today.

[Speedy_Gonzales]

all the nurses laughed at you after you left. Then they all went home and told their husbands about the chicken shit that was in the office today.

LMAO................They said my spine had a slight curve in it.............biggest problem they said was a huge bone sticking out of my pants

[Y2KPewterSS]

LMAO................They said my spine had a slight curve in it.............biggest problem they said was a huge bone sticking out of my pants

I thought you went for an MRI, not a prostate exam?

[Speedy_Gonzales]

I thought you went for an MRI, not a prostate exam?

I guess the nurse got all excited and looked further down

[jd1666]

[0rion]

They said my spine had a slight curve in it

did you explain to them that the curve gave your boyfriend a place to put his beer can?