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    Detailing + Design third_shift|studios's Avatar
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    My life is a
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    marry our daugheter.com

    you will feel weird after looking at this...i'm pretty sure it's for real though...check out the babe on the bottom of page 2...dunno about 80k for her, but she's worth a click!

    http://www.marryourdaughter.com

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    thats bizarre lol

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    My life is a
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    read the testimonials!!!!

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    There is a God! I'm going to start buying lottery tickets!

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    read the testimonials!!!!
    "My wife and I are so much happier since we traded our daughter for a Jacuzzi. Think about it... No more little bitch running around, AND a jacuzzi!!!"

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    Wow..... Fuck that new Turbo Diesel I wanted. I'm buying a couple slaves! wahoo

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    dibs on the 13 year olds...

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    wonder if they will trade plus cash for a TA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KyleLs1 View Post
    wonder if they will trade plus cash for a TA?
    considering they're mostly inbred trailer trash families...they might take a 3rd gen and give you a daughter + cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    considering they're mostly inbred trailer trash families...they might take a 3rd gen and give you a daughter + cash
    YES!!!

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    Make sure you throw in your Dale Jr Tv dinner trays and your fucking set

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzed View Post
    Make sure you throw in your Dale Jr Tv dinner trays and your fucking set

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    So....does the purchase price include a "Get Out of Jail Free" card??

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    Impounded 86 IROC-Z's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rbob93 View Post
    So....does the purchase price include a "Get Out of Jail Free" card??
    if you read their website... its apparently legal... i guess aslong as you dont fuck them... which would never happen

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    I had to set and remind myself I am not in Russia after reading through that.

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    that is fucking classic.. those testimonials.. oh my...

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    Is that shit real? Theres no way! lol

    "At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

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    i'm saving up good money for a russian bride, the best part is they can't speak english so even if they do bitch, i won't care!

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