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    Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

    Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

    THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

    Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

    - must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
    - Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
    - desire to be a man among men
    - not afraid to wield a blade
    - crystal, I'm not sharing mine
    - must be able to make a fire
    - gloves
    - a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
    - knowledge of modern music
    - protective/splash resistant eye wear
    - 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use


    We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


    Dont' want to see"

    - bad attitudes
    - gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
    - cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
    - firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
    - the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

    If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

    Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

    100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soltakr View Post
    Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

    100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS

    anybody else thought of this when you read the above?
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qz1sXJsCWw[/ame]

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    So you guys coming or not? I'm NOT GAY!

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    Damn. I might cancel my Vegas trip for this excursion.

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    I mean, what could be more not-gay than a bunch of guys in the woods getting high and having a circle jerk?

    I'm sure Dr. Ruth would say it is perfectly normal for consenting adults.

    He should contact HBO. HBO special in the making no doubt.

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    I haven't heard her in a long time.

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    Yeah well, this one would have to go down in LS1 history as the first thread there will be no pic requests..











    I hope not anyways..

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    lol put together a ls1 crew to go crash this mofo lmao

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    Every man needs to come into the woods with me....BUT REALLY, I'M NOT GAY! Don't forget your cockrings!!!!! LMAO

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    Is this why SPAZ cancelled SPAZAPOLLUZA so he could go on this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS View Post
    Damn. I might cancel my Vegas trip for this excursion.
    Ha Ha to hell with Vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS View Post
    Damn. I might cancel my Vegas trip for this excursion.
    What happens in the woods with meth and a cockring, stays in the woods with meth and a cockring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CJREX View Post
    What happens in the woods with meth and a cockring, stays in the woods with meth and a cockring.
    yea except aids......

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    He said no cock-rings. He didn't say anything about condoms

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    Yeah he's gay.

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