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Thread: Mama sez no poontang for me
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02-27-2009, 04:52 PM #1Grand Imperial Wizard
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Mama sez no poontang for me
...WTF.....I didnt do nothing...that I can remember....oh well....
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02-27-2009, 04:53 PM #2I like turtles
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Damn he's gonna cheat with Rosie tonight
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02-27-2009, 04:54 PM #311 years of bangin gears
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02-27-2009, 04:55 PM #4Grand Imperial Wizard
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Why do they put on that sexy ass shit and parade around the house then tell you none for you? WTF is that all about....
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02-27-2009, 04:55 PM #5Senior Member
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did she catch you trying to sell your daughter?
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02-27-2009, 04:57 PM #6I like turtles
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Deep down women are bigger assholes than guys could dream about
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02-27-2009, 04:57 PM #7Grand Imperial Wizard
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No....I'd get a BJ for selling the kid...
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02-27-2009, 04:58 PM #8I like turtles
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Originally Posted by Sarge
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02-27-2009, 04:59 PM #9Grand Imperial Wizard
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She just told me I been fucking with the car all day so why dont I go out in the shop and try my luck there....shit...women.....
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02-27-2009, 05:01 PM #10I like turtles
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Originally Posted by Sarge
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02-27-2009, 05:04 PM #11Grand Imperial Wizard
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Shit aint funny
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02-27-2009, 05:09 PM #12I like turtles
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Mine's 120 miles away and texting how much she wants it right now. My car is transless at the moment. Feel better?
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02-27-2009, 05:10 PM #13Grand Imperial Wizard
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Yeah she is texting me also....
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02-27-2009, 05:12 PM #14Freezin in AK!
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She wants you to chase after it
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02-27-2009, 05:15 PM #15;)
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When mine does that I just tackle her and take it or hold her down and push her buttons!
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02-27-2009, 05:19 PM #16Senior Member
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now you got a four hour kickstand dont ya Sarge?
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02-27-2009, 05:35 PM #17Senior Member
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Sleeper c5 .................................................. .......... Originally Posted by Sarge
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02-27-2009, 05:38 PM #18I like turtles
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Nah she prefer no pills needed Originally Posted by Sarge
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02-27-2009, 06:00 PM #19O U 8 1 2
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sarge... that is a womans way of saying "i want you to take a chloroform soaked rag and put it over my nose and mouth and wsait untill i pass out and then pee in my butt"... come on now bud... you got a few years on my young Spaz self... you surely know this trick...
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02-27-2009, 06:33 PM #20Member
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^LMAO.
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