Made an Old lady cry

**Nastyfoot** · 04-03-2007, 11:08 AM

I just had a Jehovah's Witness come to my door trying to preach her religion to me. It took me about 4 seconds to realize what she wanted because she was holding a pamphlet called "Why are we here?"

So I tell the old cult follower that I'm an aethiest (Which isn't true) and she starts bawling her eye's out on my steps! I'm like "what the fuck lady?" So she started rambling off some prayers or whatever and I close the door. I go up stairs and she's in front of my house, facing it, and appears to be praying. I knock loudly on my window so she can here and give her the "shoo" sign with my hand. WTF!!

**CaptainCaveMan** · 04-03-2007, 11:13 AM

Last time they came to my house the conversation was like this...

Them: Do you know where you are going when you die?
Me: The ground. (slams door in their face)

The time before that two old ladies came knocking on the door and handed me some pamphlet thing that had a soldier firing a gun on it. The conversation....

Them: Do you think mankind will ever be at peace?
Me: I hope not or I'll be unemployed. (slams door in their face)

**derrinx** · 04-03-2007, 11:13 AM

shoulda just pointed a gun at her so shed leave...and if you dont have a gun some sort of sharp object

**LS1WS6** · 04-03-2007, 11:14 AM

**derrinx** · 04-03-2007, 11:14 AM

thankfully, we dont have those types in nyc...the only crazy ppl you see here are decent enough to not ring on your doorbell

**SexOnWheels** · 04-03-2007, 11:20 AM

Cult followers need a firm hand to be gone forever!

Shoo might not be enough!

**Sassy Cassie** · 04-03-2007, 11:24 AM

I hate anyone that rings my doorbell with out an invitation.

**third_shift|studios** · 04-03-2007, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by derrinx

thankfully, we dont have those types in nyc...the only crazy ppl you see here are decent enough to not ring on your doorbell

in cincinnati, we have the guys who stand in their underwear holding a sign cut from a brown box and yell really REALLY loud

**SexOnWheels** · 04-03-2007, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

in cincinnati, we have the guys who stand in their underwear holding a sign cut from a brown box and yell really REALLY loud

We really need some pics of this so we can photoshop them to internet fame!

**eddierox** · 04-03-2007, 11:33 AM

Since I always peep through the peep hole first to see who it is, I always trick someone else to answer the door if I see it is Jehovah Witness.

**Spaz** · 04-03-2007, 11:35 AM

around here they get these college age women to do that crap... i was over at my parents house and my mom say "oh shit... damn jahovas whitness is here... don't answer the door..." well... i stripped down completely naked and opened the door when she knocked on it... she tryed to talk but started to cry and ran back to the car... i closed my door and then some one knocks on it again... well here is some other older lady and she started yelling at me and telling me she is going to call the police...

**SexOnWheels** · 04-03-2007, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by The Real Spaz

around here they get these college age women to do that crap... i was over at my parents house and my mom say "oh shit... damn jahovas whitness is here... don't answer the door..." well... i stripped down completely naked and opened the door when she knocked on it... she tryed to talk but started to cry and ran back to the car... i closed my door and then some one knocks on it again... well here is some other older lady and she started yelling at me and telling me she is going to call the police...

nakkid Spaz tricks would take your house of the list forever!

**FSANE** · 04-03-2007, 11:39 AM

Do what I did. Call the cops on them and that will get them tresspassing tickets.

**Sassy Cassie** · 04-03-2007, 11:40 AM

Spaz, that's awesome. I bet you could do a number on all the solicitors that come to my door. It would almost be worth me paying you to do it.

**Spaz** · 04-03-2007, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie

Spaz, that's awesome. I bet you could do a number on all the solicitors that come to my door. It would almost be worth me paying you to do it.

heh... my mom didn't know what i did... she comes over when the lady started yelling at me and told the lady to leave...

she was like what did you do? i'm still not sure if she knows what i did yet...

the best part was the girl tried to keep talking to me as i stood there nekked... she just broke down crying after maybe 45 seconds...

**third_shift|studios** · 04-03-2007, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by The Real Spaz

heh... my mom didn't know what i did... she comes over when the lady started yelling at me and told the lady to leave...

she was like what did you do? i'm still not sure if she knows what i did yet...

the best part was the girl tried to keep talking to me as i stood there nekked... she just broke down crying after maybe 45 seconds...

you're 28 and live with your mom....

**Sassy Cassie** · 04-03-2007, 11:49 AM

Before Pac and I got married, solicitors used to call and ask for Mrs. Pac when I answered the phone. I would scream and yell "WTF? He's married! That cheating bastard. I'm gonna kill him. I'm going to cut off his bloody sack with a dull knife!!!" They usually hung up before I had to go any further.

**third_shift|studios** · 04-03-2007, 11:51 AM

youtube that shit, cassie!

**third_shift|studios** · 04-03-2007, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

We really need some pics of this so we can photoshop them to internet fame!

fuck no, he'll take my soul.

**Spaz** · 04-03-2007, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

you're 28 and live with your mom....

no man... i haven't lived with my folks since i was 20... oh wait... i did brak my clavical and had to move back in with them for a year back when i was 25... couldn't afford house payments cause i couldn't work...