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    ls1.com plz hlp me asap thx

    This is really embarrassing but long story short one night I was driving through a bad part of Denver. I stopped at a red light and this hooker on the corner gave me a dirty look.

    Now it hurts when I pee.

    Really bad.

    Do I have a STD??? I'm worried I'm going to die from the AIDS.

    Please tell me I'm ok.

    Thanks.

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    Can you give yourself AIDS?

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    That wasnt a hooker it was Mr. Luos in a wig.....so you probably got some Royal Purple on your weenie. It will just wash off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Can you give yourself AIDS?
    I think so. I've heard about it happening before. SERIAL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    That wasnt a hooker it was Mr. Luos in a wig.....so you probably got some Royal Purple on your weenie. It will just wash off.
    I am cheap.

    Mobil 1.

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    Did she knock you up Dan?

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    If it was Mobil1 his weeiner will just rust up and fall off.

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    Shhh! There's a
    hooker in the trunk

    oh i see what you did there. youre making fun of someone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    I am cheap.

    Mobil 1.
    Rear diff fluid.

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    Did she knock you up Dan?
    Oh shit I just realized I'm late.

    This is terrible.

    Any recommendation on a name?

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    Rear diff fluid.



    Oh shit I just realized I'm late.

    This is terrible.

    Any recommendation on a name?
    Coat hanger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanWS6 View Post
    Any recommendation on a name?
    Tank

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmy View Post
    oh i see what you did there. youre making fun of someone.
    That's how I roll.

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    Coat hanger?
    Isn't there some kind of emergency birth control pill I can take? It was only a few days ago...

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    Tank
    I like it.

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    Better start painting the babys room......go neutral like green or yellows...but the AIDS/Herpes/Genital Warts will probably kill you before you finish painting anyway...fuck it. Damn the "woman he whore" Luos....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmy View Post
    oh i see what you did there. youre making fun of someone.
    Dont encourage them.

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    And by the way....I am still classified as a hooker.


    Just because it was me...doesn't make me any less of a hooker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanWS6 View Post
    Isn't there some kind of emergency birth control pill I can take? It was only a few days ago....
    Yes but falling down stairs is cheaper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Better start painting the babys room......go neutral like green or yellows...but the AIDS/Herpes/Genital Warts will probably kill you before you finish painting anyway...fuck it. Damn the "woman he whore" Luos....
    This sucks. How long do I really have doc?

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    You cannot abort our child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Dont encourage them.
    Hello Mr. Pot

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